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Fan Changyu * ties Sui Yuanqing up and presses a knife to his throat *
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Pride and Prejudice (2005)

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.
"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"
"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."
"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."
"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.
"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."
"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."
"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.
"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.
"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."
"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."
"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."
Last year I finally had an excuse to illustrate this simple little Tumblr story I've had bookmarked forever for class.
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Let go of the idea that diy will inherently look shit. All your clothes are handmade you just don't see the people doing it.
When I bought my sewing machine, I told someone that I was going to learn to make my own clothes. And he, quite judging-ly, said “you’re really going back to the old days”. HOW DO YOU THINK CLOTHES ARE MADE, SIR? THEY DON’T JUST APPEAR FROM NOWHERE
The tea is piping
I love how all the generals etc just pause whatever the fuck they are doing so they can eavesdrop on Yan Zheng and Fan Chanyu.
They are invested in the drama. They are willing to do so much ridiculous bullshit to help Yan Zheng keep up the ruse. Sure, it's mostly bc he's their boss, but you know they want to know the tea as well.
Pretty much everyone is like, bro, just tell her. But he's committed to the bit and they are not missing out on the free entertainment. These are probably the most entertaining shenanigans they have ever seen in their entire military careers.
But also Yan Zheng for fuck's sake, just tell her. Like they are trapped on a mountain with limited resources and bro is just wasting those resources and all his generals time (they probs have very little to do anyway but still) so he can live his Hannah Montanna double life.
Like he has a whole separate private tent so he can larp as Yan Zheng and then jump back to being the Marquis, and I know I'm overthinking it, but that tent was probably needed by someone else, or could have been put to better use.
Then there's also the time where they just cleared out the lightly injured soldiers from his tent so Chanyu and him could have their moment. Sure, I'm glad they're having a moment, but WHERE DID THEY PUT THE OTHER INJURED SOLDIERS? I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE BASICALLY OUT OF ROOM IN THE MAIN MEDICAL TENT AND THAT'S WHY THEY WERE THERE!

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now
Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.
Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.
Frog: turns around and eats the bug.
Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.
I would also make this sound, because I've never seen a video of a frog being good at its job before
meanwhile my most recent frog encounter was trying to get my sister's dog to drop the very very possibly dead due to being struck by lightning frog she found on her walk today that she tried to eat.
Pursuit of Jade ‧ 逐玉 ‧ 2026 dir. Zeng Qing Jie ‧ Ep. 4
Zhang Ling He as Xie Zheng Pursuit of Jade ‧ 逐玉 ‧ 2026 ‧ Ep. 22
Pursuit of Jade ‧ 逐玉 ‧ 2026 dir. Zeng Qing Jie ‧ Ep. 35
ok been lowkey loving watching this dude suffer cause of his unrequited crush on fan changyu but now loving even mORE how it's highkey evolving into his villain arc jfdkal

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the amount of times changyu and xie zheng have nearly reunited but instead just missed each other has got me frOTHING at the mouth. finally a fucken feAST of a slow burn. a full cooked meal of irony and agony. this is my shiiiiit.
when you thought they finally found each other again but changyu was unconscious & near death the whole time and when she woke up escaped before xie zheng got back bc she thought she'd been captured by enemy soldiers
it feels so weird to say this about a show where such a shit load of terrible things happen to them, but the writing of pursuit of jade really loves women.
our heroine, fan changyu, gets so many wonderful relationships across both genders, has such a developed and defined personality.
and small characters like the maid in qi min's manor make big impacts just by being kind to other women
then there are so many female side characters who are set up to be shallow antagonists but I think damn near every single one gets moments of dignity or bravery and as someone who's watched so many historical shows like this where they DON'T love women over the course of my life I'm just 🥹🥹🥹
((we don't talk about madam song ok))