this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here

What if everything gets better in 2016

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all