Do it, Coward

Young dumb and full of red 40

I feel like that one scene of Justin Bieber getting shot in csi

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

i can understand the trials but were the tribulations really necessary

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

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official boob post

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

@commodityproduction