Do it, Coward

Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

my mind hand touched a hot memory stove

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

“Why’d you do that?” Please remember that I am using what I’ve seen in humans to mimic them

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

Nobody gave birth to me I emerged from a lake

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen