Kon: *sees Jon staring at his phone wide eyed* What's got you captivated Jonner?
Jon's phone: *playing thirst trap tiktoks set to Big Boy by Sza*
Kon: You've got it BAD man.
Jon: Shut up! Leave me alone! Like you're any better about Tim Conathan!
Kon: Whatever. Don't goon in shared spaces.
Jon: There's some for Tim too
Kon: SHOW ME!
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