Young & Beautiful

Great way to start a friendship

Bird no want wet feet, bird shoes

thank you science side of tumblr

what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

I was absolutely wasted when I watched this and it deadass brought me to tears, I love it

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

This the one!

Stop

LMAO

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

Ew university students aren’t smarter than anyone ever at any point

bitch i’m fucking screaming

Honestly, the Android vs. iPhone debate is so stupid like so what, let people have their phones. It’s so pointless and dumb like yeah one has emojis and one looks like a Fisher Price My First Smartphone for Kids but like, can’t we all just get along and take a selfie together with the iPhone’s superior camera? 

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now