Hello.

Can we talk about how sweet Gabriel's reaction was to seeing Beezelbub for the first time since he lost his memories:

i was thinking about that post comparing Jessica Rabbit as an asexual to Barbie and an asexual and then i thought of the Neil Gaiman post (was it a post?) about Crowley and Aziraphale being asexual and then this happened.

Carcinization is way too overrated, it's like "everything will become crab" except no it only happened in decapod crustaceans. It's a less general rule than "tetrapod -> legless worm thing", which happened to cecilians, aistopods, amphisbaenians, snakes and a bunch of unrelated legless lizards!

Making this I legitimately thought Dino -> bird would sweep because *gestures to blog* or asexual -> sexual because humans are horny bastards

Consider: The Tree

okay but what about how early fungi literally entwined themselves with early plants like mosses and ended up simultaneously integrating them into a the fungal network (much like the ones we see in forests today) AND jumpstarting the oxygenation of earth's atmosphere

Adventures in babysitting: a saga

I'm surprised not more people are talking about the kids and stuff in the spiderverse trailer

"Wake up, father. I sense a disturbance in the backyard."