wanna see some real speed

they invented girlfriends so you have someone who thinks. ur cool as hell when you do something mid as fuck

The plot of Macbeth was acted out by the Muppets. Miss Piggy as Lady Macbeth is the best thing I have ever witnessed and the only thing I really remember from it.

God, I wish this was true. I can totally see Miss Piggy going to Kermit like, I dare you to kill the king you weak frog

unsnout me now, etc.

there’s something very dystopian like at the fact that we’re all supposed to continue on with our lives, go to work/school, carry on with our daily routines like we’re not witnessing three countries (sudan, congo & palestine) go through a genocide and mass ethnic cleansing right now all through our mobile phones & the internet

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

I posted this at 12 am with no tags how did you guys find this are you ok

IT’S HALLOWEEN