Chaotically Tranquil

remember that you are the love of your own fucking life

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, I’m chill

Not to be too controversial but i like it when people are nice

Witchcraft

Oh

The math geek in me is giddy. 

WITCHCRAFT!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!

I don’t buy that “graph” even a little. It’s clear that what I just witnessed is impossible without some kind of magic spell.

Bruh.

BABY OH NO

this gets funnier each time he does it i’m dyin

This cat had a whole face journey.

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

very very slow tigers are chasing me

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

Fuck dishonest friends fuck disloyal friends fuck fake friends