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The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.

If Edward Cullen was a man who was obsessed with the small intricacies of the forests of Washington state and enjoyed foraging and taking pictures of snails he would actually be the most unique and interesting vampire character in modern literature but instead he’s an overprotective bitch whose main personality trait is that he hates himself.

Bella would also be way more interesting if she was watching this guy swerve the car over to the side of the road to take a picture of some cool moss and chewing on poisonous herbs like gum because his vampirism makes him immune and going “oh I can’t not fuck him”

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

SJM really took Aelin Manon and Elide and went "what if they were sisters this time?" When she made acotar

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

hey folks! for anyone who gets paid hourly, this is a reminder to keep track of the time you clock in and out as well as what you’re meant to get paid and cross-reference that with your paychecks! i just found out that my job has been paying me a dollar less for shifts when i act as shift lead (basically acting manager/lead of what people are doing, etc.) than they should be and i am livid. check your shit and keep track of it yourself because corporate companies are not to be trusted. they’ve stolen thousands of dollars from a coworker and at least a few hundreds from me (i’m still checking my shifts).

Couldn't imagine loving an english person. "Blimey that's a wedding ring, 'innit" - like come on, get it together

“sorry for promoting my fic again” NO. NEVER be sorry. NEVER apologize for promoting something you created from love and passion. that’s your baby. be proud of them and be proud of yourself. unapologetically promote your fic as many times as you want

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years

Like to charge reblog to cast

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers

fun fact about me is I have no money. every month I spend it all on house I don't own

wait no not a fun fact. this fact sucks. sucks fact

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?