babes don't.

Mercelot paralleling Gwencelot (an explicitly romantic relationship) and Merwaine paralleling Mercelot and Gwaine flirting with Gwen and Gwen and Merlin being friends and foils and final girls who will bring the Golden Age of Camelot together and Gwaine echoing Lancelot in his relationship with self, knighthood, morality, honour and Merlin (because it’s Merlin who is both question and answer all those things), oh Merwainwencelot you could’ve been larger than the whole world

i wanted gwaine to find out about merlin’s magic if nothing else for the comedic potential of him being kinda offended lancelot already knew

If you believe that Merlin experiences attraction to men, then by default you believe that Merlin experiences attraction to Gwaine. Given this indisputable fact, merwaine. Thank you for your time.

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

Those copy pasted tags are SO correct. This is part of why I love Elementary. They cared so much about the characters, their thoughts and actions, it made them so much deeper.

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything