babies cry when they are first born because they haven’t had the delicious taste of a cold Sprite yet
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever

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we're not kids anymore.

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babies cry when they are first born because they haven’t had the delicious taste of a cold Sprite yet

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some people create there own obstacles
when your lifestyle requires several deaths a week but you think the people eating plants have a superiority complex
Ok but this is real accurate. Dogs are such fragile beings compared to cats. They can’t even take a dump by themselves.
Dogs are like toddlers. Cats are like slightly dumb asshole roommates.
This is one big reason I'm a cat person because I can't hurt them with my love
I'm not a violent person but there's a few people who's faces I wouldn't mind giving a slap.

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knowing all the details about drama but managing to avoid getting involed
Oh man my mom used to give me lil face massages they feel soooo good but I'm also a pamper whore
You: That calf thinks he's a dog! Lol cute funny
Me, an intellectual: That calf does not believe he's a dog but is merely behaving as any animal would when allowed access to the outdoors, toys, companionship etc. You do not need to compare animals to dogs to make them appeal more to people or to justify their existence. 'Farm' animals expressing happiness and affection does not mean that they believe they're dogs.
I hate glamorizing over-working. It’s not healthy. The fact that there are so many people going without sleep, food, personal hygiene (not to mention time for relaxation, personal time, and socialization, which are very necessary for mental health) just to stay afloat is not something to be celebrated or applauded. It’s a problem, not a goal that all good employees should aspire to, or a norm everyone should be expected to perform.
Thaaaaank you

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Everybody: Veganism is racist and disgusting it reeks of colonialism and whiteness all vegans are white snobs who hate poc and have no respect for cultures who depend on eating meat
Also everybody: How dare Asians eat doggos every summer solstice that's disgusting fucking barbaric savages need to change their ways and eat cows like civilized Westerners

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jesus christ
Pfffttt
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET
THIS IS A TROMBONE
THIS IS A TUBA
AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
You mean trumpet
Slidey Trumpet
Big ass trumpet
Drunk Trumpet
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU
My sides
AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT
those are some fancy guitars
EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA
Those are big mama violin and her little violings
String trumpets.
THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC
things heating up in the orchestra fandom
Kids, things have never NOT been hot in the orchestra fandom.