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★♢ 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐑. an indie , highly selective , low activity , 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 based on hbo’s animated series. along with influences from comics and movies. poorly controlled by 𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐏. ( they / them ). 20+

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BIRDS OF PREY (2020) dir. Cathy Yan
🐝 * ― 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐔𝐏 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒. ( sometimes super suggestive, other times pretty random and ridiculous, have some pick up lines. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ do you know what would look good on you ? me. ❜ ❛ if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head ? ❜ ❛ damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. ❜ ❛ your daddy must have been a baker cause you got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen. ❜ ❛ do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again ? ❜ ❛ that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. ❜ ❛ hey, i just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend / girlfriend. ❜ ❛ my dick’s been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth ? ❜ ❛ i’m like domino’s pizza. if i don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free. ❜ ❛ hey baby, as long as i have a face, you’ll have a place to sit. ❜ ❛ let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down. ❜ ❛ i know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. ❜ ❛ that’s a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it ? ❜ ❛ screw me if i am wrong, but haven’t we met before ? ❜ ❛ i’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list. ❜ ❛ if you’re feeling down, i can feel you up. ❜ ❛ is it hot in here ? or is it just you ? ❜ ❛ just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right ? ❜ ❛ remember my name because you’ll be screaming it later. ❜ ❛ i lost my keys … can i check your pants ? ❜ ❛ roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, i’ll be the nine. ❜ ❛ was than an earthquake or did you just rock my world ? ❜ ❛ apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living ? ❜ ❛ i’m not drunk, i’m just intoxicated by you. ❜ ❛ i have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. so would you smile for me ? ❜ ❛ are you undressing me with your eyes ? ❜ ❛ with school, i just want an a. with you, i just want to f. ❜ ❛ i think i could fall madly in bed with you. ❜ ❛ can i borrow a kiss ? i promise i’ll give it back. ❜ ❛ what is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine ? ❜ ❛ i don’t think i want babies but i wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you. ❜ ❛ dinner first or can we go straight for dessert ? ❜ ❛ i was feeling very off today but then you turned me on. ❜ ❛ i’m having trouble sleeping by myself. can you sleep with me ? ❜ ❛ want to save water by showering together ? ❜ ❛ let only latex stand between our love. ❜ ❛ if you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them. ❜ ❛ i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave. ❜ ❛ let’s play carpenter. first, we’ll get hammered, then i’ll nail you. ❜ ❛ sorry, that seat is taken but you can come and sit on my lap if you’d like. we’ll talk about whatever pops up. ❜
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𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐘, (a prompt list lifted from the novel/book with the same name, by ivy tholen, triggers for gore, violence, blood, injuries and general horror will be present. change pronouns as you see fit)
is this a joke? please tell me this is a joke.
i put the car in reverse and managed to drive away unseen.
i was never going to walk away from this.
please don’t make me do it.
i’ve already given you enough therapy material for the next thirty years.
stop it! you’re going to kill us both!
too bad your phones gone. your fans would die if they could see you now.
it’s like licking copper pipes covered in sand.
i can’t have you bleed to death.
nobody ever becomes a professional musician anyway.
you’ll probably become an accountant or something.
i’m not going to kill you. i’m just going to end your life.
too rough for you?
someone will see this and call the cops. they’re coming for you.
they ain’t gonna catch me.
you confessed to everything and provided enough evidence to convict you.
this is texas. you’re gonna fry.
i don’t have it in me to mutilate you.
you have to die, but you don’t have to slasher movie die.
i wasn’t going to put all of this online.
it’s better to go out with a bang, right?
i can help you. it doesn’t have to end this way.
what is done can be undone. please call me.
you put on a freaky costume and stalked her.
is this a joke? where are you? what did you do?
you’re a real sick piece of shit.
they think it’s fake! should i be offended or flattered?
i’m less and less scared the longer were up here.
oh my god, why are you acting like this is a party?
are you really in a position to mock me?
oh what are you going to do? kill me?
you decided. you decided before we even got here.
you just lied to yourself and said you’d spare me so you’d feel less like a villain.
well, i can’t exactly put all this online. or can i?
who would agree to do that for you?
it was hard to decide to kill you. you don’t deserve it. not like the rest of them.
of course you did. why wouldn’t you?
you butchered them. how are you not drenched in blood?
you put up a fight though, more than i expected.
who wouldn’t want to stare into these bette davis eyes for eternity?
does this mean your idea of heaven is staring at yourself in the mirror?
i don’t care anymore. just tell me what you’re going to do.
you must be in as much pain as i am, right?
how can a person be mopey and anxious at the same time?
so i’m pathetic. you’re pathetic. we’re kindred spirits.
are you finding jesus right here in this carnival or something?
i’m miserable. i thought it would make me feel better.
when i first decided to do this, i planned to kill you.
i didn’t want to mangle you or make you suffer.
why? we had a deal. why did you kill her?
give us a story and we’ll stick to it.
people never really give each other the benefit of the doubt.
everything is too much, right? you get it?
have you ever felt like the entire world is turning against you?
they’re so cute i could steal them and take them home.
i mean, i can’t say no to ice cream.
it would be better than murdering your friends in cold blood.
right, right. shouldn’t talk shit about the dead. my bad.
you’re such a little fighter, trying to find a weapon. i respect that.
you’d do anything for a friend, wouldn’t you?
we we’re never that close. you’d sell me out in a secound.
we’ll say we never saw the killer without his mask.
technically, you have to be crazy to kill someone in general.
i’ve seen this asshole in action. if he wanted you dead, you would be.
i will be right back and i will have cops with me.
one a scale of one to ten, how screwed are we?
can you enjoy a moment without researching it?
can you enjoy a moment without documenting it for your followers?
why didn’t you save me? i would’ve saved you.
if you’re not going to hurt me, can i leave?
i don’t even know who you are. you’re wearing a mask.
in fact, don’t hide at all. i’m not going to hurt you.
i already played hide and seek with [name], i’m bored with that game.
i can’t die in a room that smells like feet and old coffee.
can we please not refer to anyone in the past tense?
why are you telling me this right now?
you’re not crazy. i’m sorry if i made you feel that way.
i need you to know in case something happens.
we’ll be testifying at this asshole’s trail.
do whatever your little heart tells you.
i can’t touch a dead body.
he’ll find us. he’s had no trouble so far. it’s like he can teleport.
shouldn’t we hide as best as we can and wait?
there’s no happy ending for me. i threw it all away.
i’m pissed off and what you’re witnessing is me doing my best to feel better.
i’m not taking off the fucking mask. i might take yours off though.
it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
there’s never a good reason to murder people, you’re crazy.
if you run, i’ll catch you.
don’t run. i’m not moving. you don’t move neither.
i’m smashed up too. won’t be stopping me.
am i a horrible person if i say no?
it’s like you said. we have to save ourselves.
since when did you become a badass?
did we learn our lesson about dropping our weapons in front of murderers?
i’m light headed. i can’t do this much longer.
aren’t you dumbasses supposed to be hiding from me?
do you have a death wish? because i sure don’t.
you can tell me. are you the killer?
you told her to act like a kitty and fall asleep. it’s your fault.
how do you kill someone with a carousel?
we’re putting people in coffins?
when you see blood, you know blood, you feel blood.
if we don’t die, you wanna get married?
we’re going to die, aren’t we?
there’s a psycho in a cloak and mask chasing us around and you want to go into a haunted house?
you sound like the hero in an action movie. no one talks like that.
what if it’s more than one person?
do you have your phone with you?
this isn’t nearly as fun as i imagined it would be.
this night needs to end.
that fucking carousel music. it’s going to be stuck in my head for days.
fair enough. conversation dead and buried.
ugh. i don’t want to talk about this anymore.
if i tried to do that, i’d break my neck.
dude, this isn’t school. you don’t have to raise your hand.
people like to think they can survive a dangerous situation.
look, you don’t have to if you don’t want too.
never mind getting caught, how are we going to get home?
i want to go to college next year, not prison.
we need to get it done so we can explore the creepy abandoned carnival.
if people don’t want to ride with me, i’m not going to hold them hostage.
why are we playing along with this circus?
i’d sooner die than be so close to a body of water.
we’re breaking into a carnival with all our friends.
i’m a bad enough driver as it is.
i know for a fact she almost didn’t get an invite.
i read about it in an article on women’s self-defense.
i wouldn’t call me names if i were you.
you’re not a teeny bit concerned i might try to finish the job later?
i paid attention and learned.
are we all getting the picture now?
i can’t carry you. you’ll have to stay here.
i didn’t want to leave her there. i had no choice.
check yourself and make sure you’re okay.
yeah and the brown stuff is dried blood.
scared your name will be there?
your story was hard to believe.
i don’t want you to be freaked out about something when it probably means nothing.
maybe you’re putting together a pattern that isn’t really there.
i noticed something weird. you can’t call me crazy if i tell you.
what if we’re the only ones left?
it’s not about physical strength. we’re smarter than him.
the clock is running out for some people.
take off your mask.
if you’re going to kill me anyway, you might as well tell me who you are.
maybe i’ll take her and leave her in chunks. maybe i already have.
it’s not about not liking you. i don’t particularly dislike any of you.
i’m curious, have you wondered why i’m doing this? what’s my motivation?
if i were in your shoes, i’d have so many questions.
turn around and look at me. it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
this doesn’t feel like reality. is it? is this really happening?
don’t joke about [name] hurting people.
let’s not get too upset. emotions breed mistakes.
i don’t want him to go to jail. i want him dead.
if i see him again, i’m going to take your hammer and bash his brains in.
i wish i’d drilled a hole in his head when i had the chance.
it’s like there’s a million spiders running down my neck.
he killed my best friend. if i get my chance, i’m going to make him pay.
i picked it up when we ran.
he’s in here somewhere.
we have to keep running or we have to find a better hiding spot.
we also have to be prepared to fight.
i’m gonna hurl. it smells like lemon, cheese and metal in here.
see. carousel as murder weapon.
i’m serious. this is life or death.
all you have to do is curl up like a kitty and fall asleep.
then he found me. the gross tongue mask from before.
can you come here? i’m so high i’m hallucinating. or i hope i am.
move as fast as you can while we still have light.
did you put your arm around me to guide me into the building or so i could hold you?
my immortal soul just drifted up. just now. it bloomed.
mmm, grilled cheese. i should of gotten another one at dinner.
if i have to fight him, i’m playing for keeps.
it could be anyone. we can let the cops play detective.
i’m less concerned with who he is and more concerned with getting out alive.
you think it’s the same guy?
that has nothing to do with right now.
did you think i wouldn’t see you?
are we going to make it out alive?
we’re going the long way around to the house of horrors.
will you please get off the ground?
there was supposed to be a guard here tonight, wasn’t there?
i’d rather die than eat anything sweet.
i’m not so high that i can’t outrun this guy or even take him down.
you can’t go looking for them alone.
[name] is dead and if we don’t leave this carnival, so are we.
if you want to leave, go.
i’m going to try to find the others.
i have no idea what you’re talking about. we gotta go.
something something no man left behind.
we. can’t. leave. them.
we won’t be able to help the others if we’re dead.
there is someone in a black hooded cloak and demon mask.
it’s a scare actor costume from the carnival.
we have to get outta here.
well, i welcome him to come to me, i’ll kick his fucking ass!
why do i automatically assume people are dead?
what if everyone is dead?
we’re more likely to be arrested than murdered.
one hour and i’ll be done. sixty little minutes and it’s over.
god, i really don’t want to be here.
if i stop, it’s over, i’m dead.
you never know if you’ll get stuck without a bathroom when you need it.
i can’t wrap my head around one person wanting us dead. what could we have done to two?
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❝ well why would i be talkin’ bout anything else ? i know my real assets. ❞
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Bullshit liar, bullshit liar Bullshit liar, bullshit liar 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐌𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 !
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SOFT(ish) ANGST PROMPTS
“ i thought you were gone. for good. ”
“ you left and— i thought you weren’t coming back. ”
“ i miss you. i know i’m not supposed to, but. i just had to see you. ”
“ please don’t scare me like that again. i can take a lot of things, but not losing you. ”
“ i can’t even take the very thought of you getting hurt. ”
“ you could’ve gotten yourself killed! you could’ve— fuck! you scared the shit outta me. ”
“ yes. i am telling you what to do. i’m telling you not to pull something like that again because— ‘cause fucking hell. i care about you. okay? ”
“ i found myself driving home and then. well i was on my way here. ‘cause i guess…you’re still my home. ”
“ please, tell me why you’re upset. tell me who did this? ”
“ you don’t have to come over here and take care of me you know. i can clean up my own messes. ”
“ don’t talk. just get the fuck over here and hold me. ”
“ loving you is like having my heart just out in the world. outside of my body walking around. every time i see you hurting, it kills me. ”
“ i made you cry. and i hate myself for that. i swore i wouldn’t be one of the people who left you hurting. ”
“ you really hurt me this time. but i want to let go of that. i really do want to forgive you i’m just scared you’ll hurt me again. ”
“ i know you’re mad at me right now, but i’m the one who’s here. let me be here. let me help. you can be angry later. ”
“ i’m here now. i know i wasn’t before. but i should’ve been. and i’m not going anywhere. i’m not gonna let that happen again. ”
“ it’s time to come home now. ”
“ that’s enough. you’ve got your revenge. let’s go. ”
“ i know you’re hurting. and i can’t fix that. but i can refuse to let you hurt alone. ”
“ i’m never letting go of you. i missed you so fucking much. ”
“ look at me, you’re safe. and you’re not alone. and i’ll never let you be alone again. you understand? ”
“ i broke my promise to you once. i’ll never do it again. ”
“ i don’t need you to go white knighting and fix all this. i just want you here. with me. that will make me feel better. ”
“ just stay still and let me hold you. ”
“ you don’t have to hide your tears. let it out. then we’ll move on, together. ”
“ i just. needed to talk to you ‘cause. somehow you always know what to say. ”
“ don’t bury your feelings. sadness. hurt. rage. feel it. acknowledge it so you can decide what you want to do with it. not what it will do to you. ”
“ i miss your smile. and not that sad one you try to fool everyone with. the real one. the one you used to show me. ”
“ come here. i’m taking care of you tonight. and you’re gonna let me. ”
1) our muses reunite after sender thought receiver was dead.
2) our muses reunite after receiver thought sender was dead.
3) sender shows up at receiver’s house drunk after they’ve broken up.
4) receiver shows up at sender’s house drunk after they’ve broken up.
5) our muses are on bad terms but reunite after one of them nearly dies.
6) sender finds receiver crying and approaches, clearing the tears with their hands while demanding to know what happened.
7) receiver finds sender crying and approaches, clearing the tears with their hands while demanding to know what happened.
8) our muses haven’t been speaking, but sender rushes to take care of receiver after they’ve been injured or fell ill.
9) our muses haven’t been speaking, but receiver rushes to take care of sender after they’ve been injured or fell ill.
10) sender hurt receiver in some way, which led to receiver doing something reckless and sender shows up to stop them/or deal with the aftermath.
11) receiver hurt sender in some way, which led to sender doing something reckless and receiver shows up to stop them/or deal with the aftermath.
12) our muses are in a fight, but cuddle anyway because they don’t like sleeping alone.
13) receiver wakes sender from a nightmare.
14) sender wakes receiver from a nightmare.
15) sender wakes up in the hospital and finds receiver at their side, who is in the same clothes as the day they were admitted because they’ve refused to leave their side.
16) receiver wakes up in the hospital and finds sender at their side, who is in the same clothes as the day they were admitted because they’ve refused to leave their side.
17) our muses are currently on the outs, but receiver goes through something traumatic and sender pushes past their friends to get to them.
18) our muses are currently on the outs, but sender goes through something traumatic and receiver pushes past their friends to get to them.
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@changedcareer·: [ CLOSE ]: while standing remarkably close to one another, the sender is unable to stop themselves from running their gaze across the receiver’s body, lingering for a moment on their lips, before returning to initiate prolonged, intense eye contact. ( barry 👀 )
Speeding them away from harm’s way in just the nick of time, it’s needless to say that adrenaline was running high and hearts were racing in their chests, an unspoken tension hanging in the air around them. Arms that had wrapped around her smaller frame loosened, falling lower to rest on her waist and he would’ve pulled away completely had he not caught the look she was giving him, far more distracted by that than the million other thoughts rushing around his head ( that should’ve taken priority over this ). ❝ …are you okay? ❞ He finally asks, finding his voice to speak, to say anything that would distract him from her hungry gaze.
𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐌 ? blue eyes unable to look away from him , even after she’s been caught. very much aware that he has not let go of her yet , only loosened the grip he held. there are so many unanswered questions but the woman isn’t sure she even wants to ask. allow herself this moment just a little while longer. ❝ yea ! neva better. ❞ gaze still focused on his lips , though now it was because he finally spoke up. ❝ i wouldn’t have gotten outta there if it weren’t for you. so i owe ya a thanks but it’ll never happen again , got that sparks ? ❞

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“ like you? that's a bit of a stretch. " tony would never admit to such a thing while he wasn't sure it was safe, and he got the feeling it wasn’t. ” liking you and having a soft spot for you are two entirely different things, the latter i can agree to. i guess you've got me wrapped around your little finger. how’s that feel? “
𝐀 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐓 ? perhaps an even worse thing to admit to the woman. that she could work with. not to mention he already knew he was wrapped around her fingers. all signs are pointing to harley and she couldn’t be more excited about this. ❝ aw , which finger would that be ? i have a real love for my middle finger but i think you’d look nice around any of ‘em. ❞ stupid grin plasters her face as heavily ringed fingers wiggle just a bit. ❝ i’m gonna let cha pick which one suits you best , a luxury not often provided. you should feel special. ❞
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“ have to get my way , yep – TWENTY FOUR HOURS a day cause ᶤ'ᵐ ʰᵒᵗ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ . “ / @changedcareer·
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❝ 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 , hot ass , clearly you ain’t neva worked with me. i always gets what i want - and i don’t plan on havin’ that streak broken any time soon. so we are either gonna figure this out or im outta here. i gots better things i could be doin. ❞