Your Favorite Fighting Feminist

yes 2020 has sucked like a ravenous kirby but in november we finally get to vote that hateful orange turd out of office so eyes on the prize ya’lls

Ok but.. who are we voting in??? Both candidates suck. Gaud help I’ve never voted before.

the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

bruh the only time a man should have an abortion opinion is if he’s pregnant

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

P90 Rex

now with airpods when a girl lends you one of her earphones to show you a song there’s no need to lean in and get so close that your heart starts racing and your eyes dart around looking at everything except from her bc ur afraid that if u do look at her you’d feel what you think you feel for her in full force, now you can literally do that 10 feet away from each other and THAT is one of the many reasons why apple is lesbophobic

aight so you like.... just never developed the skill that allows a person to understand jokes?

You either hate Nazis or you’re on their side it’s easy as that you can’t be morally grey on this

You can’t even say something like “I’m not into politics” or even the #woke version “I’m not educated enough on this matter to have a side” or something because even children know Nazis Are, like, Bad

Other countries please take notes

“AmErIcA iS hOmE oF tHe FrEe.” Fuck you guys who think this. We’re so goddamn far behind the punch, we are not revolutionary, nor have we been for 100+ years.

Supervillains announcing their plans is actually a union thing so they can’t be sued for damages someone else may commit at the same time