chandy

using tumblr has completely annihilated my ability to understand 'girl' as a normal word in the english language. when i see a weird shaped onion at the grocery store im like 'ok. girl'

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

“Yeah my computer doesnt have an hdmi, but at least it’s so thin and fragile that typing too hard could split the computer in half”

The sooner you acknowledge that Apple is a fashion company and not a technology company, everything else makes sense

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

Those will unlock all of your chackaras

oh! hehehe

that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years

“woah, wow, woah”

They comin with they dicks out for Crooked Hillary