AIGHT LOOK YALL
i’M SAD MR MARTINET ISNT IN THIS BUT LOOK
His mario can NOT hold an entire movie. He was not going to be mario, or at least, THAT Mario no matter what. I’m sorry, but the idea of that voice for an entire movie is already hurting my eardrums. Was Chris Pratt an odd choice? Yes. BUT NEWS FLASH, ANYONE WOULD BE! MARIO BEING AN ACTUAL CHARACTER WITH A VOICE RESEMBLING ANYTHING OUTSIDE AN ITALIAN STEREOTYPE WOULD BE WEIRD. AT least Pratt can hold his own in energy, and it would be more believable if they used any other goofy ass picture besides his sexy ass smoulder.

















