Ret-2-Roll

His mario can NOT hold an entire movie. He was not going to be mario, or at least, THAT Mario no matter what. I’m sorry, but the idea of that voice for an entire movie is already hurting my eardrums. Was Chris Pratt an odd choice? Yes. BUT NEWS FLASH, ANYONE WOULD BE! MARIO BEING AN ACTUAL CHARACTER WITH A VOICE RESEMBLING ANYTHING OUTSIDE AN ITALIAN STEREOTYPE WOULD BE WEIRD.  AT least Pratt can hold his own in energy, and it would be more believable if they used any other goofy ass picture besides his sexy ass smoulder. 

after 2 months of a LoVM update every two weeks, either by Crew-n-A’s or The Legend of The Legend of, I was really sad we didn’t get anything today. I know we’re getting our amazing looking Ashley one shot tomorrow, but idk I was kinda hoping for a supporting cast bts, maybe a trailer release date. Maybe it’s just my brain not liking what seemed to be a schedule thing be shifted. 

I am absolutely terrified about a single thing in this show. It’s something VERY possible. Granted, because of the passion behind the show, I doubt it will come to pass but... What if the Chroma Conclave arc is 1 season? The show could easily be 4 seasons. Whitestone. Conclave. Tary. Vecna. But... GOD that can’t happen.  Every episode would be find vestige, next episode kill a dragon. And no. no no no no no. Imagine westrun being one episode. Or the feywild being a single episode. IMAGINE HAVING ONLY 2 EPISODES DEDICATED TO BUILDING THE RESISTANCE AND LAUNCHING THE ATTACK ON EMON.  I know they’ll likely split it up, with Umbrasyl and Vorugal, as well as vestige hunting taking up the already confirmed season 2. Have the climax be Raishan’s reveal and then S3 be finding remaining vestiges and taking down Thordak. But it’s still a horrible, terrible fear in the back of my mind.

why in the flippity flappity FUCK are y’all not screaming about G R O G!?!? LOOK AT HIM! THE POWER. THE STRENGTH. THE SWEETNESS ON DAT GOOD BOIS FACE.

I saw countless messages fly by about Caleb changing himself and his race for Essek and... no??? Massive parts of this campaign were centered around identity, self identity, and being comfortable with who you are. And to have Caleb look like an entirely different person to be with a loved one would not feel healthy? Having to change so much of who you are to be with another.  And I am , yes, AM, a Shadowgast shipper! I love their relationship! And I am perfectly content with how it is. Honestly, we know from actions, ad Matt/Liam’s own words that they are attracted to one another.  SO I am not surprised that they didn’t make out or fuck. Knowing their support for one another would be enough for me. And being told that they were lovers fo a number of years is enough for me. It feels fitting that these two wouldn’t go on to get married, but simply being lovers. And... People can deeply love eachother and move away. Simply because Caleb wanted to try and leave the empire better than he found it does not mean their love is invalidating. Caleb deciding not to add more heartbreak and grief to an already deeply changed Essek by not growing old with(out) him makes sense.  And either way. It’s THEIR story. They could go back to private games at any time. It’s not your game. But we should be grateful they’ve shared theirs with us.