â NOT ON MY WATCH. â
â you thought it was over? ⌠ha. â
â pepsi bottle? coca cola glass? i donât give a damn. â
â aa ⌠aaa âŚ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. â
â so you just gonâ bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift? â
â why are you running? why are you running? â
â just because my parents wonât let me get makeup, or piercings, doesnât make me a fucking preppy. fuck preppies. â
â god first. skating second. hit me up on christian mingle. â
â welcome back to me screaming ⌠AAAAAAAAAAA- â
â oh my gosh, is that corbin bleu from jump in? â
â itâs me, jessie, and ari, if he ⌠if they test me they sorry. â
â okay guys ⌠iâm about to say a curse word, you ready? ⌠shut up! â
â on all levels except physical, i am a wolf. â
â i thought you were bae! ⌠turns out youâre just fam⌠â
â i mean ⌠youâre so tall, you must have a problem. â
â i sneezed, oh, iâm not allowed to sneeze? â
â sorry iâm on the toilet, hope the ice cream donât melt! â
â oh my fuckinâ god, she fuckinâ dead. â
â IâM A BAD BITCH YOU CANâT KILL ME! â
â we all die, you either kill yourself or get killed. â
â hey, my name is ____, i got a basketball game tomorrowwww, iâm a point guard. â
â iâm washing me and my clothes, bitch! iâm washing me and my clothes.. â
â MY DICK FELL OFF! â
â THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNâT FUCKING LOVE YOU. â
â so no head? â
â yogurt is just fruit sperm! and iâm not gay. â
â hi, welcome to chiliâs. â
â thatâs what good pussy sounds like. â
â stop saying i look like chicken little. heâs dumb, and heâs a coward. and i am NOTÂ a coward! â
â if your name is ____ and youâre really handsome, come on raise your hand! â
â bitch! why you mad? âcause my pussy pops severely, and yours donât?! â
â merry crisis. â
â i love you bitch. i ainât gonna ever stop loving you âŚ. bitch. â
â what up? iâm ____, iâm nineteen, and i never fuckinâ learned how to read. â
â this bitch empty! YEET! â
â and they were roommates ! â
â is that a weed?! iâm calling the police! â
â today my brother pushed me so i am starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be: i would get pushed way less. â
â it is wednesday my dudes âŚ. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- â
â i wonât hesitate, bitch! â
â welcome to bible study, weâre all children of JESUS! â
â i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag. â
â you are my dad, youâre my dad! boogie woogie woogie. â
â i got two free tacos! â
â road work ahead? uh, yeah, i sure hope it does! â
â turn off the flash, you fucking moron. â
â get that education bro! GET THAT EDUCATION BRO! â
â yes, she is a bitch. b i c t ⌠h. â
â ohhh shit, what is that? who you fightinâ? â
â donât fuck with me! i have the power of god and anime on my side! â