Monday:

lets get it on cunts monday

me gongaga monday

el muchacho monday

maneater monday

eel eonday

manwhore monday

marx beam monday

monday night taco night

moray eel monday

primal bog monday

david bowie reminds you what day it is

mad dog monday

Tuesday:

chikorita chuesday

touch grass tuesday

big challenges tuesday

leave the bog tuesday

no problem tuesday

me gustas tu tuesday

funky fellow tuesday

tuck him in tuesday

two beds tuesday

cum and die tuesday

sweet fat of the hog tuesday

torterra tuesday

twelve bricks tuesday

karateka tuesday

trolley tuesday

the machinery of capitalism rolls onward

hedgehog stewsday

this thing tuesday

it’s tuesday

Wednesday:

one bad gloop wednesday

gator wednesday

bigweld wednesday

wizard wednesday

gay wizard wednesday

wet beast wednesday

werewolf wednesday

werewolf transgenderism wednesday

wet fish wednesday

el woowoo wednesday

autism win wednesday

waddle wednesay

happy wednesday :-)

wednesday night mood

hole wednesday

Sparkle on! It‘s wednesday! Don‘t forget to be yourself!

wobbegong wednesday

well pay the man wednesday

Thursday:

out of touch thursday

three rat thursday

fire gator thursday

thirsty thursday

blargle blursday

throw yourself in the river thursday

ska cha cha thursday

duck thursday

feliz jueves

we put the they in them thursday

hole thursday

autistic girl thursday

video that sounds like arceus

Friday:

flatworm friday

flat fuck friday

fat fuck friday

trans gender its friday

penis friday

fat cock friday

big dumb idiot baby apple fight friday

it‘s-friday.avi

electric feel friday

chicago quiznos coyote friday

have a hog wild weekend

mudskipper motherfuckerday

drifloon friday

get down on it friday

Friday!

feral crab friday

funny fish friday

talking heads kermit friday

friday night

fat tail friday

foxgirl friday

elephant’s foot friday

thank god it’s cardcaptor sakura friday

Saturday:

sea slug saturday

saturday shorts

sfw sasuke saturday

stonehenge saturday

snail snack saturday

saturday night wild hunt

bacon pancakes state of mind saturday

steely dan saturday

lily sever the skyline saturday

squeaking saturday

Sunday:

sea slug sunday

fingers in his ass sunday

safe for work sunday

shifty shrimp sunday

shawty like a melody sunday

energy sword sunday

binky fish sunday

radical saturday

tomato sunday

suck her dick sunday

stupid fucking slut sunday

Stroganoff Sunday

Special Holidays:

neil banging out the tunes day / Homestuck day

none pizza with left beef anniversary

november 5th

october 3rd

ides of march

josh fight

hershey manhunt

dashcon anniversary

WORLD OF WOKECRAFT

Saw a post and my partner @rainydaycollective told me it was very April May coded and I NEEDED to draw it (original post below cut!!! ^^)

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.