Glee Starters - Crack edition!
just silly little starters for all of your rp crack needs!
â when i pulled my hamstring, i went to a misogynist. â
â you look terrible. i look awesome. â
â i will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. i will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. and then, on some dark, cold night, i will steal away into your home and punch you in the face. â
â oh my gosh, i open my mouth and a little purse falls out! how did that get in there? thatâs so gay. â
â i turned down bumper bowling for this. you know how much i love bumper bowling. â
â iâve gotta gay. go. iâve gotta go. â
â what is your problem?! itâs just a moist towelette! â
â you know what kind of disgusting images iâm gonna have to look at to get this out of my head? iâm gonna have to go straight to the wound care center. iâm gonna have to stare at some wounds. â
â i just try to be really, really honest with people when i think that they suck. â
â i didnât send her to an active crack house. â
â i thought we agreed the âthings i did wrong this weekâ list was hurting more than helping. â
â i have been stealing pasta. but itâs not for dinner⌠itâs for art. â
â my body is like a rum chocolate soufflĂŠ. if i donât warm it up right, it doesnât rise. â
â i donât like your smirky little meercat face. â
â you smell like craigslist. â
â iâm sorry, i didnât hear you, i was distracted by your giant horse teeth. â
â i still have the use of my penis. â
â you know, thereâs only one person in this world who can tell you what you are. me. â
â it just looked like you were having gas pains or something. â
â i like how you pretend to be all accepting about everything but when your friend suddenly shows up in your home, moves in and goes through all of your stuff youâre offended. â
â you have a surgery when you get your appendix taken out, you got a boob job! â
â iâm an attractive guy, and you are into dudes, and if you werenât into me iâd probably be pretty offended. â