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These catchphrases for ACNL villagers were collected on tumblr, contributors can be found at the bottom of this post. Remember not to capitalise catchphrases or add punctuation marks as the game takes care of this, according to wherever the catchphrase will show up in a sentence. However, do capitalise greetings and use punctuations marks in greetings unless you don’t want any. Catchphrases for any villager

kweh / kupo / booper / ya know / your majesty / I guess / in America / in bed / ba-bang / nifty / cool beans / hella / pumbloom / *pees* / marmalade / darling / dear / sweetie / sweetheart / honey / love / imagineer / human / robot / friend / jeaaaahhhh / I’m lying / yes? No? / okey dokey / OK / I say / you see / you know / sugarcube / YOLO / TL;DR / orz / *censored* / in-game / …help me / [hiccup] / mean it / not again / why me / shut up / stop that / hmm… / yeah / ugh / you’ll see / dear / partner / bonjour / so funny / so sad / hon hon / no worries / gotcha / you cutie / go away / come here / mind you / same / so what / me, too / my child / golly / stay safe / take care / sniff Catchphrases for normal villagers

dear / dearie / puddin’ / pumpkin / sweetie / mhm / mittens / sweet tart / honey / darling / heh / tea time / nutmeg / yippy / verily / books / hun / baby / :3 / kiwi / mango / plum / papaya / love / sweetums / love dove / balmy / doodles / breezy / ahaha / cupcake / hehe / nyah / if I may / lovely / my friend / my love / o-okay / flower / oh my / sweetheart / buddy / precious Catchphrases for peppy villagers

yeah / girl / goof / sunshine / weirdo / for sure / lmao / like, yeah / omg / LOL / girl power / shiny / totally / totes / like OMG / y'know / yay / notice me / :3 / pudding / jeepers / doll / bonbon / zippy / sunny / rosy / hoorah / boosh / cutie pie / yayzies / boop / yo / hooray / my fan / aha / twinkle / sparkle / ta-da / teehee / bestie / [sings] / and like / much wow / wow / aww snap / superduper / sugar / silly / like / hm? / sugarbear Catchphrases for snooty villagers

wow / peasant / dear / floozy / wild one / posh / darling / hrmp / oh dear / babe / um / hipster / fancy / fancypants / mrrrow / dawling / kisskiss / darling / dearie / sweetie / hey bby / #tweet / #selfie / my pet / dahling / belle / capiche / la-di-da / cheeky / swanky / uppity / ugh / right / honey / fancy / you wish / my pet / quite so / whatever / sweetheart / mon dieu / hmph / ridiculous Catchphrases for uchi villagers

lil sis / son / pumpkin / sweetie / dude / lovely / sister / friend / aw yeah / maaan / sugar / little sis / mm hm / girls / sis / bro / awesome / dude / hey bby / hun / yeah yeah / yeah right / whatever / junior / dainty / precious / foxy / nifty / nimble / friend / sugar pie / kid / cutie / gotcha / am I right / cuz / dudette / sweetie / twerp / uhh… yea / 10/10 / neh Catchphrases for cranky villagers

ugh / punk / darn it / lass / sprout / child / ugh… / you kids / urgh / sweet / dagnabbit / durnit / you child / tch / kiddo / who am I? / ech / Billy / ya jerk / get lost / snappish / maroon / huff / tart / crabby / surly / seriously / grumps / kiddo / youngster / boss / NOT / …I guess / MWAHAHAHA / suck it / or else / human / nyeh / hmph / [sigh] / munchkin / buddy / whatever / shut up / my head / sigh / I hate it / you baby Catchphrases for jock villagers

booya! / dork / goof / speedy / hiyah / woah / crunch / hup-to / coach / teammate / mate / bud / guy / bam / 10k / carbs / champion / frat boy / you’re it / let’s race / T-DOWN / GOAL / football / sportsball / notice me / d00d / dude / brah / bruh / bro / dude man / player / rookie / pro / champ / tiger / lifting / exercise / energize / homie / get wreckt / ten-hut / ba-BOOM / *fistbump* / nerd / yo / rock on / yahoo / c'mon bro / up top / level 100 / brawler / *sweats* / carry me / snot Catchphrases for lazy villagers

yessir / yawn / snooze / snore / munchie / drowsy / pip / snuffle / hmmm / mhmm / …yawn / I guess / *rumble* / FOOOD / peach / apple pie / tart / yum / yaaawn / biscotti / biscuit / cake time / snack time / let’s eat / milk bone / I’m hungry / *burrrp* / narf / word / mkay / mmm… / …zzz… / drowsy / toddle / truffle / dreamy / or whatnot / cookies / I’m sleepy / hrm? / mm'kaay / sluuuurp / duuuude / never mind / yo / snug / ehh jk / feed me / snoozer Catchphrases for smug villagers

lol no / zoink / honey / babe / darling / m'lady / mistress / my liege / princess / my queen / my king / friend / dear / haha / fabulous / I say / sure / howla / chicky / hottie / woah dude / call me / notice me / #selfie / hey bby / m'dear / yessir / wise-guy / righteous / alright / cutie / heh heh / romantic / huehuehue / what, what / indeed / guvnor / says I / bien / eheh / my friend / believe it / told ya so / bonjour / starlight / love hurts Animal themed catchphrases & greetings

Bears: cubby, roar Birds: chicky, cluck yeah Cats: me-wow, purr purr Chickens : chicky, cluck yeah, cluckin’ a Cows: partner Cubs: roar Dogs: growl, woof, bark Ducks: quackers, duckyeah, quackowsky Frogs: (greetings: Frogget about it.) Goats: baah Hamsters: squeak, squicky Kangaroos: mate, matey, crikey, blimey, g'day Koalas: mate, matey, crikey, blimey, g'day, eucalypbro Mice: squeak, squicky, gouda, cheesy (greetings: Gouda see you!) Octopi: inkling Penguins: ice cold, sugar cube Rabbits: thumps, flop (greetings: What’s up, doc?) Squirrels: squeak, squicky Tigers: growler Wolves: growler

Greetings with fitting catchphrases

Get off my lawn & ugh (for cranky villagers) Don’t talk to me & goodbye Good to see you / I was worried!  & I hate it! Howdy & partner Got any food? & I’m hungry Zappity Zap Zap & pachirisu (for Static) Judge & witness Honey & sting Hey there & sugarbear Sweet meet & sugar cube Don’t hurt me! & ouch THEMES Dessert/sweets theme Catchphrases: snickerdoo / chocochip / jellyjam / meowringue (cat) / mooringue (cow) / creamsicle / lebkuchen (wolf; they always struck me as German-ish!) / sconesie / cinnaroll / honeybun / frostings / cuppycake / maraschino Greetings: Snickerdoodleoo (chicken) / Chocochipper / Sugar'n spice Alcoholic beverage theme Catchphrases: mojito / cider / bubbly / bourbonne (specifically I have this for my snooty cat Monique as she seems French to me) / icewine (penguin) / amaretto (squirrel) / duckquiri (duck) / fruitini / baileys / sangria / sherry / kahlua Greetings: Prost (wolf) / bottoms up / cheers CONTRIBUTORS – thank you all so much!

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1. Darth Maul repeatedly dying and then randomly turning up for absolutely no narrative reason, exclusively to ruin Obi-Wan’s day

2. Hondo Ohnaka in general

        2.a. Bonus: Hondo and Maul competing to be Ezra’s Weird Crime Uncle

3. Dave Filoni being forced to spend 6 7 seasons doing narrative backflips to keep Anakin and Grievous from meeting, because of one throwaway line in ROTS about Grievous being short

4. The B1 Battle Droids in any given moment of the Clone Wars, but especially during the movie

       e.g. those two droids on top of the cliff at Teth, arguing about seeing the approaching clone army and fighting over the binoculars, and one of them just fuckin FALLS of the cliff and the other one goes “get BACK HERE          sergeant”

       also e.g. Rex and like, one other guy, completely surrounded by droids and Rex is like “surrender! we have you outnumbered!” and one of the droids is like “hang on” and actually stARTS COUNTING

5. Grievous bailing hard the moment anything goes remotely wrong 

6. Anakin stabbing a guy in cold blood as the Imperial March plays in the background and then looking all offended at Obi-Wan and going “WHAT? he was gonna blow up the ship!”     

7. Dave Filoni’s incessant need to put wolves in Star Wars

8. the fact that the Mandalorian almost died and earned his clan signet on an errand to fetch brunch for a bunch of jawas

9. Rex’s plan on the Rishi Moon base: “ok so to get into the base currently occupied by droids, i’m going to hold a droid head up to the camera and do my best droid impression and ask them nicely to open the door” and it WORKED

        bonus 9.a: that same episode, Cody’s reaction to Rex shooting one of their brothers (as far as he knew) right in the face was “HECK”

10. Kallus, to Ezra and Kanan: ok you have to knock me out so i don’t get caught as a spy. it has to be convincing.

Ezra: ok *uses the force to fucking YEET kallus through like three panes of glass*

Kanan: EZRA

Ezra: WHAT? that is convincing

Kanan: yeah, but i was gonna do it

11. Kylo Ren stalking into the war room and going “i sense… unease… about my appearance.” and all the generals rushing to compliment his new mask

12. those two stormtroopers in TFA walking around the corner, seeing Kylo Ren having a tantrum and beating up a console with his lightsaber, and just quietly backing away

13. Stormtrooper bonking his head in A New Hope

14. Rex bonking his head on a pipe

15. “It’s ok that we’re here.” “It’s ok that you’re here.” “It’s GREAT that you’re here.” “You’re relieved that we’re here.” “THANK GOODNESS you’re here” “Welcome, guys.”

16. the fact that Palpatine was is still so pissed off about Anakin slam-dunking him down the garbage chute at the end of Return of the Jedi that he had a giant pit built in his Secret Backup Fortress specifically so that he could throw Anakin’s grandson down it thirty years later like that level of PETTINESS

17. Darth Bane was voiced by MARK FUCKING HAMIL

18. Boba Fett dies by blind, confused Han Solo going “BOBA FETT?? WHERE????” and spinning around and accidentally backhanding him into the Sarlacc Pit (of course he’s not really dead shhhhhh fuck you disney)

19. those two scout troopers in episode 8 of the Mandalorian, having captured Baby Yoda and radioing in to try to tell Moff Gideon that they captured the asset like “is he available yet” “yeah, he just killed an officer for interrupting him, so it could be a while.” “ugh ok whatever. Standing by. Still.”

20. the fact that, from Obi-Wan’s point of view, ROTS is just fucking bonkers. Like, he and Anakin rescue the chancellor, everything’s going well, he tells Anakin he’s proud of him, and then he leaves to kill Grievous and just when he succeeds and the war is just about over, Cody tries to shoot him off a cliff and when he makes it back to Coruscant, Anakin is slaughtering a bunch of children and swearing allegiance to a Sith Lord and Obi-Wan has NO IDEA what the FUCK happened there

21. Twilight of the Apprentice from Darth Vader’s point of view: you chase down a bunch of Rebels to a secret Sith Planet. You go to the Temple. Surprise! Your old apprentice is there, along with some random jedi kid. She forces the kid to flee the collapsing temple, and then you proceed to have a big ol’ lightsaber fight but like THIRTY SECONDS LATER, a portal opens up in mid-air, the SAME KID but with a different haircut pops out, grabs your apprentice, and just fuckin vanishes. Poof. Gone. Like, that is just something that happened to Darth Vader one day and it’s just something he had to deal with.

23. Han telling the Imperial officer on the first Death Star that the commotion on the prison level was due to a weapons release, then a reactor leak, and finally just giving up and shooting the communication line with his blaster before declaring that the conversation was boring anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

24. Anakin basically reciting something that sounds like a cheesy romance novel to get Padme to return his feelings

24. a) Well, any time he tries to flirt, basically

25. Padme declaring immediately after his speech that they live in a real world and that he needs to come back to it

26. In the same movie: Obi-Wan getting roasted by Yoda in front of a classroom full of kids

27. Also in the same movie: Anakin singing Obi-Wan’s praises to Padme but in the same breath saying “but aLSO tbh he really sucks and I hate him :(”

28. All of Luke’s facial expressions when Han tries to get him to back him up while egging Leia on

29. Han implying with “Who’s scruffy-looking?!” that yes he may be a nerfherder but not an unattractive one in the slightest how dare you

30. “You’re gonna die here, ya know. Convenient.”

31. “How’re we doin’?” “Same as always.” “That bad, huh?”

32. Han’s ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ moment in front of the shield generator on Endor

33. Vader sees Luke standing above him on a platform (high ground!!!) and commenting “Obi-Wan has taught you well.”

“You’ve never even met a girl.”

36. Grievous’ getting down on all his limbs and scrambling away like a terrified spider anytime he needs to escape.

37. “Like those little nicknames you and your squad give each other.”

“Oh, I could think of one for you right now, Sir.”

38. Every single reference to the future in TCW. Ahsoka saying, “This is where the fun begins!” Anakin saying, “Impressive! Most impressive!” Anytime the Imperial March sneaks its way into a dark moment. So many little moments.

39. That time they used the plot from Face/Off and made Obi-Wan pretend to be Rako Hardeen.

40. Yoda constantly being fixated on size. Like, c'mon dude.

41. The clones calling droidekas “rollies”.

42. Dooku has a meditation chamber on his ship where the ground spins around to face the door so he doesn’t have to.

43. Obi-Wan calling Ahsoka “our padawan” and Anakin just accepting that.

46. that one time Ahsoka cuts four guys’ heads off in one move and it’s literally never mentioned again

47. that entire episode when Hondo cuffs Obi-Wan, Anakin, and Dooku together

                  48. a) then the fact they were going to sacrifice Luke, Han, and Leia in his honer

49. the fact that Obi-Wan feels the need to make a dramatic robe discarding entrance every time there’s a semi-important fight

50. that one time in ROTJ where Han is trying to hot wire the doors open “I got it!” *second door closes on top of the one already there*

51. “we came to rescue you master” *looks up at chains* “good job”

52. that guy trying to sell Obi-Wan space heroin who then gets mind tricked into going home and rethinking his life

53. that time in the clone wars where the ceilings were magnetized to get rid of the teams weapons but because of Anakin’s arm he ends up getting yanked up and stuck on the fucking ceiling

54. “the ability to speak does not make you intelligent”

55. yoda the feral swamp creature smacking R2 with his cane

56. “wait, how did this happen? we’re smarter then this” “apparently not”

57. in rouge one when they put a bag over the blind force wizard guy’s head and he’s just like “are you kidding me i’m blind”

58. that dude in TLJ who sticks finger in the ground and licks it, then with complete confidence is like “salt”

59. yeah so R2 basically you’re going to pretend to be a droid that works here, then when i signal launch my lightsaber really fucking high into the air so i can be all dramatic catching it and doing a back flip it’ll be great

60. “be patient master, after all, the count is an elderly gentleman and can’t move like he used to”

61. “they are devious and decietful, and most of all, stupid” “its a wonder you dont get along with them then, you have so much in common” 

62. its implied that Anakin and Obi-Wan got complete smashed and passed out at Hondo’s party, because they had switched the cups, the ones they drank weren’t poisoned