"Meow" ~Chad

ITS BEEN YEARS. I AM READY. LET'S GOOOOO HOT CICADA SUMMER

josh’s frogs has captive bred colorado river toads now so i just want to say, from the bottom of my heart: i don’t care what their website says, you cannot keep an adult colorado river toad in a 20 long. that’s a 6 inch frog. absolutely not.

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

horses do not actually eat grass because they’re hungry they eat grass to clear the ground to prepare for the day they collectively tunnel through the earth back into hell where they belong

what the fuck is this

he loves shrimp can’t you read

tis the season

I forgot about this

I haven’t seen this show up on my dash ONCE yet this Chanukah season I have to do everything by myself

I don’t care how tight her butthole is I WANT TO GO HOME and play with my collectible toys

My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.