Kiwi Is About Me

I have never seen such an accurate depiction of what it looks like without glasses.

NO Karen I already EXPLAINED that I can see your FUCKING fingers. That’s right. All twelve of them, you beady eyed MOTHERFUCKER.

:)

I lived bitch

why is this a screenshot

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

Tip: don't run away! Instead, always have your net out when shaking trees, and always shake from the front of the tree. This is guaranteed to put you in the perfect net swinging position, because the character will automatically turn to look at the wasps nest as soon as it falls, so as soon as you see that nest just mash the 'A' button like your life depends on it and bam, free wasps!

please tell me why there is no “readers who liked this fic also read this” section on ao3 ..... like you’re telling me that cars can drive themselves now but we still can’t have gay fanfics recommended to us at 1 am ??

you’re telling me cars can drive themselves but ao3 STILL isn’t complete nor does it have an actual app yet???

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

Toooooooo fuckin smooth

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

i agree with gay dicks 420

Jeff Bezos is a rabid dog that needs to be beaten to death with a stick

Jeff Bezos is a rabid dog that needs to be beaten to death with a stick

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

MR THE ROCK JOHNSON