Kiss Me Three Times おねがい。

You are Julius Caesar, and you are in a council meeting. Suddenly, Brutus stands up, then the rest of the council members. Then a hundred other time travelers draw their daggers.

hello tumblr user. in front of you stands a confident and outspoken character. your challenge today & forever is to consider the possibility they may simply have self-confidence and are not just faking to secretly cover up massive insecurities. good luck

"the average fandom person cannot imagine a truly confident person" is a working theory I came up with years ago and every single day on this website my conclusion has proved more & more correct

I see from the notes that we're all havin a normal one 👍

a lot of sexy robot fiction hinges on the premise of a machine discovering that they like having their wires and components played with for the first time, which is fair enough given that a major theme of many sentient machine stories is developing autonomy and self-discovery, but it doesn't have to stop there. more sexually experienced robots should get to engage in kinky roleplay with debatably absurd premises. like oh nooooo i'm turning into an evil android 😈 you have to disarm me 🥺... you're a sexy mechanic and i need some "routine maintenace" but i can't afford to pay the bill 😉... you see my vision

and of course this opens up the possibility for a silly kink fantasy metamorphosing into ethical and social commentary. what defines an "evil android"? is it simply a robot with total autonomy who has the potential to do harm? do synthetic humanoids receive a living wage, or financial compensation for their services at all? you fell for my robot sex trick, it was social horror all along!