divinely cursed

This is going to fucking suck but I will not do my enemies’ work for them. I will not just roll over and fucking die.

didn’t get selected for phoebe bridgers tickets </3 don’t text

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

daughter (non-practicing)

"no you can't control the computer because uh that would be user unfriendly" <- shit they expect us to believe

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

I think a lot of transmisogyny stems from this idea that people are really scared to see a dick. The reason bathrooms and locker rooms and hot springs keep being flash points is because these are all places where if a trans woman is using them, it's possible you might see her dick. A lot of transmisogynistic humor revolves around being traumatized because the subject saw a woman with a penis. And look, to a certain extent I sympathize. I'm not a fan of dick; I dont want this thing either. But if you want to be an ally to trans women, I think a big important step you can take personally is to examine your own reaction to the scenarios I described above, and recognize that a dick is just a body part a girl has sometimes. Seeing it as inherently sexual and/or traumatizing is a major wedge conservatives use to justify their rhetoric

live long and prosper, lesbian

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.