can everyone start writing fic about the hyperniche ship only i'm interested in. please.

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

blond people are either laura palmer or jake paul

lestat is jake paul. stop your madness

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.

When i met u in the summer

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

Old men type out their will and testament in Simon and Garfunkel YouTube comment section

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?