Neptune's cove

ilya still inside shane after sex, head lying on top shane and he lifts a little to look at his husband “wait a little and we go again” and shane asks “again?” and ilya goes “shane im addicted to you. is worse now that im seeing you every day, i want you all the time. im sick and you’re my disease. you’re a virus that took all over my body” and shane stares at ilya but burst out laughing asking “you’re calling me a virus?” and ilya’s like, while he leans to kiss shane “yes i can’t get rid of you, there’s no remedy for that i wake up thinking of you and go sleep thinking about you” and shane kiss his husbands and says “that’s beautiful Ilya but we really need to get up and eat breakfast” and ilya whines “no shane one more time” and shane just laughs and shakes his head but he’s not making any move to actually get up

“shane, is everything okay?” bood asks as he sits down at the hotel restaurant table and shane looks at him with his eyebrows raised and goes “what do you mean?” and bood says “we were hanging out in dykstra’s room and wyatt asked someone to go call you to come too, so i went to your guys room and heard you crying” and shane goes pale and says almost stuttering “i was watching a movie with ilya” and bood asks “what movie?” and shane elbows ilya in panic and ilya answers laughing “fast and furious” and shane looks at his husband gobsmacked and then back at bood in panic and bood asks in disbelief “you were emotional while watching fast and furious?” and shane goes “cars and explosions get me” and ilya just bursts out laughing his head off while shane glares at him, completely red in the face.

ilya in the situationship era “it’s just fucking”. ilya now being a married man lying on top of his husband and kissing him all over his face and saying between kisses “oh my god i love you so much” MWAH MWAH MWAH “i can’t live without you even for a second” MWAH MWAH MWAH and shane giggling beet red on his face cus even after so many years together he’s still gets shy around his husband. it’s just two men who still have crushes on each other

shane coming up with a question “do you think we would be together in high school?” and ilya looked at shane’s direction and replied “we kinda did” and shane’s like “oh my good we are high school sweethearts” and ilya looked right into shane’s eyes and asked “what the fuck is high school sweethearts?”

ottawa centaurs communication team posted a valentine’s day video montage on social media with the players answering the question “what pet names do use on your partner?” and all the cens answering usual stuff like “dear, sweetheart, angel, my love, darling, sunshine” and a whole bunch of sweet things. then it cuts to shane and ilya and shane goes “asshole, dickhead, fucker” and ilya’s like in russian “tomato, lawnmower, microwave, toothbrush”.

shane and ilya hanging out with their friends somewhere. they’re seated side by side, ilya’s arm draped across shane’s shoulders while he whispers sweet nothings into shane’s ear and kiss shane’s face when troy says “i still can’t get used to this” and ilya turn his face to him and asks “what you can’t get used to?” and troy replies “you two together” and ilya raise an eyebrow and asks “what’s the problem?” and troy replies “there’s no problem with you two being together of course it’s just i grew up looking up to you two” and ilya cuts troy off saying “go fuck yourself you’re barely 5 years younger than me” and troy’s like “i still had shane’s poster on my wall” and then ilya immediately pulls away from shane to turn completely towards troy and asks “why the fuck you had a poster of shane on your wall?” and troy’s like “any younger player had a poster of any of you or both of you, haas had both of you” and luca from the other side “please leave me out of this”

shane and ilya are seated together being absolutely insufferable and annoyingly in love. ilya cupping shane’s face and kissing all over it while shane giggles and flushes bright red. their friends are watching from afar, troy going “they were at each other’s throats not long ago” and bood says “i know, it’s unbelievable how they go from trying to murder each other to this” motioning toward the lovey-dovey couple and wyatt adds “they fight like siblings, it’s insane and amusing at the same time” and dykstra says “let’s not put too much faith in them, they could start arguing again any minute now” and then they all watch as the couple starts full on making out and troy just goes “yeah, i don’t think they’re gonna fight right now”.

“hollzy not coming?” wyatt asks when ilya finally approaches and ilya answers “oh, no. you know you how my shane is when it’s practice day he sometimes overworks himself, my little hockey obsessed boy” he explained and the guys nodded in agreement and one of the rookies says “aw man i wanted to talk to hollander”. shane is actually in the bed passed out after being edged for hours by his husband cus shane checked ilya a little too hard in the practice and they exchanged stares and ilya mouthed “you’re paying for that later”

they’re hanging out with their friends somewhere and someone brings up the topic of finding love again after losing a partner. most of them agreeing that they would wish their partner to find someone new. and a new oblivious wag notices that shane and ilya haven’t spoken and asks “what about you two?” and cassie cuts off and says to the girl “do not concern yourself with them, those two are crazy about each other, they’ll probably die together in their sleep at old age” and caitlin adds “the probability of them finding a way to immortality is bigger than them finding someone else”. and shane and ilya just having a silent conversation with their eyes “don’t you ever dare”