i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

you grow a beautiful tree and then balk at its fruits?

not just mutuals but someone i’d eat a sandwich in the park with

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

*stumbles out of a building covered in blood* i failed a social interaction .

women should get even more childless