Local Deer

the small stinker spends time with me on the couch

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

Transcript: Yesterday my cousin said that my rooster wasn't a real rooster. He said he's a Walmart rooster. *chicken noises* Does this not look like a real rooster to you? *chicken makes a sound again* Sure, he's small, but he has feelings.

important context this person looks and sounds like they’re gonna cry

Also important to note that the rooster appears to be roughly the size of a large pigeon.

The pigeon people have informed me he is the size of a normal pigeon, or perhaps even a small pigeon. Fucking rip.

This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

WARNING do NOT start reading books and comics or watching movies or looking at art!!! you will start wanting to create art yourself. or god forbid. writing.

tiramisu

ID: 2D animation of a Lagiacrus and her babies. She floats just above the surface to allow her babies, namely an Abyssal and Ivory, to perch comfortably on her head. The third, a regular Lagiacrus, scrambles to get up from the water, and the babies all start chirping when they've done so. The mother then growls at something offscreen, leading the clumsy Lagi to fall off again. (End)