the roses between your thighs

The boss says we need to start hanging out at double efficiency. we need to chill twice as much

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

I think there's this problem where a subset of The Left has assigned a positive moral value to the amorphous concept of kink, but a negative moral value to any individual actual kinks. so you get people gleefully calling themselves perverted freaks but then you scroll down their posts and it's like s&m is abusive and teacher/student roleplay is gross and petplay is basically bestiality and if you don't use a safeword for every scene and check in every three minutes then you're evil and if you wear a collar in the grocery store you're basically committing sexual assault on everyone who sees you. and it's like I dunno man I think you might just be vanilla. which is only a problem because you yourself don't seem to know that.

They like the idea of being "sex positive" but they don't like the idea of sex

TO YOU*. If I was a male spider I’d love to be cannibalised by my wife

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

Objectively the funniest (and only memorable) time I've been blocked on any website was when Jordan Peterson posted "nobody knew about transgenderism five years ago" on twitter and I quoted it with "you've been saying this for ten years"

lesbian porn should kill men if they try to watch it like the ring

Being hairy is so awesome #mammal

she's probably sad today, give her a shoulder to put her legs on.

Yes, support the ladies, gents.

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.