witchcraft in my lips

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

it's okay to be misunderstood...... it's part of being.... and we're always being..

One thing about getting a job after months of being stuck in my house is I forgot how frequently people just talk about counting calories and starving themselves and stuff. Fucked up....I'm eating cookies and ice cream and slapping my bellyyyyyyy

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

I think you can humanize a villain in a way that makes you hate them more and that’s delicious, actually.

i’m making hot chocolate if anyone’s interested in starting a life together

when i was 18 i used to go to plant parenthood for my testosterone with my mom and the protesters outside would yell at me like i was there helping my mom get an abortion

imagining we both walk in but then my mom leaves alone

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

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hi sweetie do you want brushed too?

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[freeze frame] yeah, that’s not me. I don’t know who that is. [unpause]