Im A Thot For Grain

Zeus: nah man, hook ups are like Pokémon, gotta catch ‘em all

If you ever thought the ancient world actually conformed to that tragic, dignified, white-statue aesthetic… think again

I was looking at Zeus’ Wikipedia page and I know what kind of God he is, but this gets me every time.

ancient greek author: hhhhhhghhh pardigle

why do I feel like Solon meant this in the exact same way a tumblr text post would

diogenes the cynic personally appeared to me in a dream and asked me to make this meme

bad side: this is mostly because i taught them how to say “i want to die” and now they won’t stop saying it every time i ask them how they are in latin

i.e. a fumarole

me, a person who has planned out my entire life as an ancient roman noblewoman who disdains the rest of her class and spends most of her time with upstart roman senators, hopping from lover to lover in an attempt to use their love for me as a way to sway their politics toward land reform and free grain for the poor of rome; or else my life as a farmer raising goats and sheep in a poetically idealized bucolic landscape with my lover, drinking wine, making my own bread and cheese, playing pipes under the shade of a beech tree: oh, every once in a while