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i think we should all get a discount for having been veterans of a thousand psychic wars

If you've been livin' on the edge so long, where the winds of limbo roar, you may be entitled to compensation

Too young to look at, and far too old to see—just the right age to engage in this class action lawsuit!

All the scars are on the inside, but I’ve made my medical records available for the discovery phase.

I'm not sure there is anything left for me after the legal fees.

idgaf I will take that $100 after that 5 year court case

And not just "oh people called you gay to be mean" like they literally thought you were homosexual and hiding it. Women would literally be like "damn, I was super attracted to him, but I heard he wore shorts more than twice in a week, so I guess he must like men."

you couldn't even wear a scarf. the scarf made you gay.

Btw the Katy Perry clip above is from her first single "Ur so gay"

Early 2000's were so homophobic that I had a friend tell me he loved his father and immediately followed it with "no homo though."

Cute with some pudge