Hoarding Stolen Trinkets

If this isn't the truest thing

Hey Guys, we're coming up on the last week of the campaign, and We are super under our goal. I would really appreciate it if you could reblog this every time you saw it, just to try and get it in front of more eyes. Every little bit helps!

it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can't i go in

Isn't this how you get murdered?

no. it's how you get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever but there aren't murderers just hanging out in every abandoned building like cockroaches

It's genuinely genuinely genuinely horrible that like there is no recourse to being filmed in public. Either you let it happen and you get made fun of for whatever mild eccentricity you display, you ask them to stop filming you and get called a Karen, or you try to ruin the filming and get torn to shreds for being a "bully"

"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

the thing they dont tell you about working with little kids is it wrecks your vocabulary. you hear a kid phrase something bizarrely in a way only a 5 year old can and now any time you lose shit youre like "it dissed appear"

yeah i’m doomed by the narrative but i have a little time to be absolutely gay

putting my inevitable death on pause to be homosexual for a second