expect to find yourself everywhere you go

EMBRACE PROFOUND PLATONIC DEVOTION

How'd I cut back on caffeine? The usual. Diet, discipline. One thing that helped a lot was that I harnessed the void. I tapped into the little incipient void which sits at the heart of every thinking animal, and I fed it. I hatefully nurtured it with every malicious thought, every unkind impulse, every knee-jerk reaction best discarded, and it gorged on these things it metastasized. It swelled past the confines of my heart and fought for space with with my stomach, my liver, my intestines, winning handily, subsuming each in turn, until I was little more than a man-shaped howling wrathful abyss sheathed in taut, paper-thin human hide, wandering through this fallen world in anticipation of whatever fleeting offense finally catalyzes my inevitable rupture and detonation. And now I'm down to two, maybe three cups a day

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

the person in question fully recovered, incidentally

Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

How To Love Your New Friend Without Being Overbearing

I'm Gonna Eat Her I Think