Pure Chewing Satisfaction!

I love thinking about “lost episode” creepypastas from a production pipeline POV. I wanna be the guy who gets handed a script about a main character brutally dying with no actual plot and is like “Yeah sure. Greenlighted.”

“Everyone who watches this cursed Simpsons episode dies immediately afterwards” The storyboarder died on the spot right after they finished their work. Every single animator dies after they finish their cut, the studio just has to keep hiring new animators to replace the dead ones. They lost too much money already they HAVE to finish the episode that kills people.

my "suicidal hermit" lifestyle has been largely detrimental to my emotional wellbeing

we can eat wednesday food today

After i get through this can of generic spam because even spam is fuckoff expensive im taking the pescatarian challenge Will i be able to stick to it long term who knows but lets just give it a try

Igot acid reflux from mysterious quality chicken so i think we just have to give up