I put the fun in funeral

The experience of reading classic literature really is just. Pages upon pages of deeply moving texts that make you reflect on life and the nature of humanity which is then quickly followed by the author listing every racial slur they know in alphabetical order

Argentina strategy: keep your fans on suicide watch for two hours and then lock the fuck in

Argentina is the football equivalent of edging because when they win it is more satisfying than any orgasm

NO ME IMPORTA IGUAL NO ME INTERESA EL FUTBOL ES FALSO

best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically

third best thing a male character can do is be a little gay about his best friend

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

saw Together with my boyfriend and when it ended he went "is that how nonbinary poeple are made?"