Hellooo~✨

can u sense the anxiety in my emails bestie

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

The birds and the bees

!!!

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

@froody

Just overheard two teenaged boys at the front door of their friend’s house. One was on the phone and gently said, “Oh, did you just wake up?” And the other one yelled “OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!” while slamming his hand on the door. I gotta say I love the friendship dynamic

I can’t believe I forgot to mention that the guy who lived there answered the door while wrapped up in his blanket, and it was way past noon at the time, which really sold the entire interaction as a whole

my grandma has a dog like this….

Ya grandma a hoe

THANK YOU FOR CONVEYING THIS ONE I HATE THOSE

I had to Google acab at the beginning of all this because I was assuming it meant something like “assigned coward at birth” or somethong