#ratatouille

furries wake up each day and choose violence 

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

do you think that I can digging in the ground for tubers? 🥹 me?

I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?