Celestial Zet

Can't wait to get off work so I can reopen my wound

settings > wound > my wound > reopen

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

not smart enough and also lazy

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]

tender-hearted deer seeking midnight rendezvous with car headlights, must be bright enough to blind and twice as cruel. likes impact play, exhibitionism, aftercare (must be able to transport my body to the side of the road). dislikes traffic light system.

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

at least the colour green exists

"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them