my favorite wizard swear is "fuck"

save point

humanity restored

the sight of all these mustards fills you with determination

I have never seen these images before and I must say, I have a feeling many of my followers will have a fine appreciation of Carrie Fisher in a long-sleeved button down shirt and tie.

nooo don’t express serious emotions you’ve been designated “the funny one” aha

nooo don’t exist in a way that contradicts the one-dimensional version of you I’ve created in my head you’re so convenient aha

Idea: They have Facebook in Star Trek except it’s called Spacebook

okay but myspace

why must u embarrass me like this

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat