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I keep thinking about this post by @cosmic-country
It makes me so happy look at them the moon familyβ¦ in grandpaβs hatβ¦ what if I cryβ¦
Canon vs Fanon Au
Y asΓ naciΓ³ un Au de ellos dos conviviendo jaja.
I also got sad reading those last asks ;-; so Im sending a lighthearted one.
Sleuth Jesters roles swaped. Detective YN chasing after Vigilante Sun and Moon (I guess Eclipse would be some sort of high police role tho it's hard to imagine him being anything but corrupt tbh).
Detective YN constantly chasing after those two because no matter what, they always manage to get away with some crazy plan, stealing their handcufs (and trapping them in them), maybe even their badge but they make sure to give it back. Worse is, they are very good at solving crimes and will now and then lead YN to clues for crimes with apparently no solution.
Detective YN is still very good at their job and working hard to get behind bars all the corrupt people in power, but imagine mischievious Sun and Moon teaming up in just annoying the Detective.
Ahhh, I love that! (Lowkey gives me cowboy AU vibes!)
I just imagine Detective!Y/N ends up in their own handcuffs so often, they just kind of accept that as their life now (even if it does come with some stolen kisses every now and then from their favorite criminals).
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time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out
today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me
I often wonder what happened to authors of unfinished fanfictions.
I hope theyβre having a nice life
we absolutely are not and that unfinished fic haunts us to this day
Happy Birthday, Plummy! I hope you had a lovely time and treated yourself! You're so wonderful! Keep staying you, babe β₯ β₯ β₯
Aaaa Thank you Naff!! <3 <3 <3 I had a wonderful day and definitely treated myself to some good food and some me time to recharge :3
bday shenanigans: p1 / p2 / p3 / p4
hey bro, do you have any basic tips for dumpster diving or safety? do some stores have better finds than others? and any good donation spots in particular? sorry for so many questions, thank you!
*rubs my little grimy hands together* Actaully do you mind if I write a whole info post?
So you guys may have read this post I made where I talked about how a lot of holiday returns end up trashed and in a landfill rather than back on the shelf, and how it's better to just donate it if possible.
I mentioned that I dumpster dive, so I see a lot of...trash. All the time. I climb over it and in it. Absorb the trash into my heart and soul. Here's some tips:
What to wear/bring:
Gloves (work gloves made of rubber or rubber-life material preferable, protects you from glass and sharp objects and prevents any liquid/trash residue from getting on your hands.)
Closed toe shoes, preferably with hard bottoms. Don't wear crocs. You don't want something sharp sticking through your shoe and into your foot.
Depending on the weather, whatever else. I like to wear masks in the dumpsters just in case (esp during pandemic) to protect myself if there's any contamination risks, or more likely, stinky perfume spilled over in the dumpsters.
If you have lengthier hair, pull it up/cover it. You want hair out of your face to see properly. Even if it's cold, trust me.
Flashlight! Using your phone flashlight works just fine (what I do) but one of those head-lamps things or the smaller handheld battery types are also really useful.
One of these 'reach grabber' things:
Dumpster Diving ettiquite:
Do not leave a mess. Anything you take out of the dumpster, please put back in. Don't spill or break things outside of the dumpsters, employees will have to clean that up.
If you are aware that other dumpster divers might use that spot, leave what you don't need/are not able to donate easily for them. Don't be greedy.
Advice! Do not be blantant or brag about details on social media unless it's for educational and informational purposes and/or you are prepared to face backlash. There's a stigma about dumpster diving and every single one is rooted in classism and capatilistic chokeholds. Bragging about what you found from a certain dumpster might also get that specific spot padlocked if word gets around.
Legality:
A lot of people worry about legal issues when dumpster diving becasue of the concern that stores will consider it stealing. The Supreme Court did weigh in on the status of trash in 1988 but from a privacy rather than property standpoint.
In that case, the court ruled that the police can search trash bags without a warrant because itβs βcommon knowledgeβ that garbage is βreadily accessible to animals, children, scavengers, snoops, and other members of the public.β And, therefore, thereβs no βreasonable expectation of privacyβ when it comes to discarded items.
Basically, it's not illegal to dumpster-dive. It is, however, illegal to trespass. That's how they get ya. That's why you see 'no trespassing' signs on store dumpsters sometimes. 'Trespassing' on retail property is murky.
If police ARE called, really the only thing they can say is 'hey, stop that' and ask you to leave. If an employee catches you, they can also ask you to leave. Don't argue, because that can get you into *actaul* trouble. In general, if you start to feel uncertain in any way, go ahead and go.
Now we'll talk about Items you might find in dumpsters:
Food:
Normally, the dates on food packages tell what their best sold by. Sometimes the food you find in dumpsters are past this date, but it's not actaully illegal to sell it after this date but they'll still throw it away. A lot of the time, they will throw out food that has not reached that 'expiration' date yet, sometimes by a day, or a week or even some canned food out by years. Also, some store systems are inefficent, and they'll toss out food wayyyy before it expires sometimes just because it doesn't sell.
Example: a store scans the shelves weekly, depending on the products. Let's say they scan a shelf on the 7th of the month. This means they won't scan that shelf again until the 14th, so anything that is dated up until the 14th will be thrown out. (Not all supermarkets do this.)
Stores will also toss out food that's not 'pretty.' Fruits with bruises, deformed, Single banannas, bags with a single bad fruit in it, cans that have a dent in them, a couple eggs broken they'll throw away the whole carton, ect.
So some tips:
WASH IT. I don't care if it's still in the original plastic packaging, lmao RINSE THE PLASTIC PACKAGING THEN.
Absolutly do keep up to date with food recalls. If you see a large amount of the same item in the dumpster, do a quick google search to see if there's been a recall on it.
Anything that normally needs to be COLD is up to your call on it's saftey. I've found still-frozen boxed taquitos in dumpsters before, lucky enough to get there quickly right as they were tossed. If you thinks it's been a few hours since a frozen meal item was tossed, just pass over it and move on. (the taquitos were a great snack)
If you do happen to find some food but you're not sure if perfectly good for you, make a compost system! Feed it to livestock! (within reason) Or! Just leave it. There is no shame in not being able to save what big companies waste, it's their fault.
Clothes:
More often now, people donate to thrift stores or shelters, so clothes don't show up that often as they used to, but that doesn't mean you won't find an occasional bags of items that someone decided to throw out to minimize their wardrobe...or a retail store that needs to get rid of returns and make room in storage.
Some clothes you find might be stained, which you could either leave if it's unsalvagble or you might have a chance at washing it at home yourself and seeing if it comes clean. Unfortunatly a lot of retail stores like to spray paint their products, and while I've used different methods to save them (nail polish remover, dish detergent, paint thinner, ect) it can be a really hardy process with sometimes no results. Up to you.
Household items/Furniture:
If you're looking for furniture, make sure you have a vehicle with you capable of carrying it. DO NOT try to lift heavy items by yourself. Best to leave it there than risk injury or worse.
Blankets! Sheets! Pillows! Stuffed Animals! Wash these, always. Even if they are brand new and with the original packaging, you don't know where these have been. Sometimes stores destroy these with box cutters and spray paint, be warned.
Candles! Any candles I find are usually because the glass container they were in broke. If you are wearing gloves, you can pull the actaul candle out of the container and viola! New candle. Put it on a plate or another holder before you light it.
Mirrors! Be very careful. Mirrors in the dumpster usually means it's broken. Although not all the time. Once found a really HUGE mirror unbroken in a Kirklands dumpster with only the frame slightly detatched from the glass. Some hotwood glue fixed it up.
Office supplies/School supplies. I find a ton of unused notebooks, binders, clips, pencil packs and other stuff in big box store dumpsters all the time. If you can, please donate/give away those. It would really help families who cannot afford school supplies.
Toys: I have found figet toys, Lego sets, nerf guns, sets of barbie clothing and furniture for those dream house things, hot wheel cars, ect. If the item isn't electronic and doesn't show any visible damage, snag it and donate it. Electronic items (like those little remote control cars) are a gamble because it may have been tossed out due to it not working.
Other misc items/Decor: I've found essential oil sets, a dish set that was marked as $150 worth that was tossed because it had two out of the 25 dishes broken/chipped (the rest were perfectly fine), wall shelveing, ect. It's really a mystery what you'll find.
Technology:
Most tech items thrown in the trash are because they are not usuable, but not always. I have found samsung and kindle fire tablets, essential oil deffuseors, charging cords and boxes for phones, and a $300 Roomba. ALL FUNCTIONAL.
Usually these items have tickets stuck to their boxes (if they have one) explaining why they needed to be tossed.
The roomba was a returned item because the customer didn't know they needed an app to use it. One of the tablets was tossed because the charging cord that usually came with it in the box was missing (I checked, it uses the android type charging)
All in all, it's entirely up to you whether you want to take tech items if you find one and test it at home.
Places to dumpster dive/donations:
I don't think I can be entirely helpful here because I could only say what my expereince is from whats in my area, but I give you generals: Mall dumpsters, supermarket dumpsters, Collage campus dumpsters (esp when it's season to be moving out), Apartment complex dumpsters and big box store dumpsters (that last one carefully.)
Be careful about mentioning store names when discussing the practice of dumpster diving online.
Do not dumpster dive from places like cemataries, hospitals, factories, ect. DO NOT DUMPSTER DIVE FROM T4RGET, or if you do, do it at your own risk. T4rget is notorious for trying to tack charges for trespassers/dumpster divers unlike other places that would rather just ask you to leave, or not care at all.
As for donations, thats up to you and your area. All I can say specifcally is Don't Donate to Salvation Army and to always let them know where you get the items.
One more tip!
If possible, do not go alone! Take a friend with you! Not only is it a fun as hell to raid trash with your buddies, but they can also pull you out of a low spot (literally) if you find that you have trouble pulling yourself out of the dumpster.
(I personally go alone 90% of the time, but I still do not recommend it. I'm 4'9 and not very strong, I've had to do some serious parkour shit to not be stranded in a dumpster. If the worst happens, keep your phone on you to call for someone to rescue you lol.)
Be smart, be safe, and be kind to your planet and the people on it, Happy Diving!

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So, if the cop version of Eclipse is the happy version of the three brothers, how do you think Y/N deals with the three brothers? I understand that Eclipse is not a problem, but to balance he has Sun and Moon. Do you think they would be flirty and sassy as opposed to Eclipse? Or how would their dynamic be to share the detective who likes to play with the law. I imagine they would make a four person date and that would be chaos.
Sun and Moon in this AU aren't exactly happy that their older brother has Y/N close as he does, and they'd much rather keep Y/N for themselves to influence and use them properly. But yes! The boys are very flirty and smooth for their favorite detective!
A four-person date is just Sun and Moon crashing Y/N's and Eclipse's dinner and Detective!Y/N has to be restrained from shooting them lol
You said that in the reverse Au where Eclipse and Y/N are part of the police force and Moon and Sun are heads of the family ended on a better note than in the original Au. How did they come to an agreement? Y/N actually agreed to do some dirty work with Sun and Moon if it meant taking down bad people? Did Eclipse cover for his siblings? Did the city really go the better way? Did they ever have to work together for something big? Everyone agree and happy with their end point?
Sun and Moon gradually get swayed by Eclipse and Y/N to drop the very dark and bloody illegal side and start to do better. There are a lot of issues the brothers have to work out, and there are also Y/N's problems that all three of them worry over, but they find a common ground and work from there, but it's not pretty nor easy, but it's better than what they all were before β₯
Simple question this time and some of my ramblings,
How would the events of "no small favour" change with both BountyHunter!Eclipse and PoliceChief!Eclipse?
I personally would imagine Bounty!Eclipse is just as frantic as sun about moons condition. Dropping a hit job to get back immediately only to find the little vigilant got there first. He could be bringing back a celestial wire of his own only to find y/n has already sorted it. Definitely going to raise alarm bells for him. Where tf would they find such a part? The cold feeling y/n gets when they release their deal with the devil could've been avoided if they waited. Now they've sold their soul for no good reason. Or we'll. Yeah. It was a good reason, but it would've been sorted if they waited. (The spare wire will come in handy when sun needs a replacement so it's a good thing they did.)
Y/n growing suspicious when Chief!Eclipse hasn't brought them their morning coffee. Snooping and asking around till their coworkers confess that he's been in a shootout and is in the mechanics hands. Fuming no one told them sooner. Heading there fast and finding the mechanic trying to negotiate with him. He's half delirious. Till he sees y/n. He's got an odd expression. The part he needs won't get here in time before he shuts down. This makes them frantic. Shut down? They don't know shit about fixing parts, but they do know someone who might. Having to contact the dons sun and moon. Leaving out unnecessary details but the boys seem to catch on pretty quickly. A deal is struck and your soul is sold to help your boss, he's more than suspicious of how quickly this part was obtained. (He's going to wish he pressed them more for details.)
I brainrot about them often. Beloveds. I just love me some Eclipse π
This is just my take on it though. I'm curious to know yours!
Love ya naff!
For Bounty Hunter!Eclipse addition of No Small Favor @pure-plum did a fantastic take on it that you can read right here! I recommend it!
Now, for Police Chief!Eclipse! Oh boy, is he not in great shape, but no one can't say he doesn't serve his city well. When Y/N learns of the protection Eclipse gave in exchange for his own well-being, they're furious as they track him down. All those talks about taking care of themselves and he does this? They have a few choice words for him once he comes back but then there's a problem. A big problem. He's shut down. An important and rare piece is damaged and that celestial wire is difficult to get ahold of. It looks like the Police Chief will be out of commission for a while.
Y/N refuses to let that happen.
Y/N knows who will have a celestial wire.
Y/N goes right to the two gangsters, despite how it feels all too much like descending into the lion's den. Sun and Moon are well aware of the situation, despite Y/N's coyness, and allows Y/N to take a wire in exchange for owning them two favors, one for each. Ignoring the dread that almost overwhelms the relief, Y/N hurries back to their Eclipse.
Eclipse comes back, but the moment he sees Y/N's face, he knows they did something wrong. He tries to demand answers, but Y/N tells him it'll be alright, they just need some time off of work to figure some things out. Eclipse is angry and incredulous and can't figure out why Y/N would do something so foolish, but then again, they've always been hardheaded and reckless. When they slip away from him, he knows there's a problem. Two in fact.
He has to help them before it's too late.
There's been asks about the various y/n jumping between universes. But I'm very curious.
If Detective Sun and Moon got swapped with MafiaBoss! Sun and Moon how much chaos would ensure?
I'm sure MafiaBoss! Eclipse would be EXSTATIC that his brothers are living up to their "true potential"
All while Decective boys and PoliceCheif! Eclipse are just miserable seeing what their brothers couldve become if they chose a better path.
Cue Detective Y/N getting TLC from three boys and loving it
ALSO CUE VIGILANT Y/N HAVING ONE HELL OF A MIGRAINE TO DEAL WITH.
If you can't tell, I really like PoliceChief! Eclipse ππ
Oh gosh, poor Vigilante!Y/N having to survive three (3) crime lords, not to mention, the nasty surprise they'd get when they expect to find their favorite detectives but only getting trapped between two very handsy mafia bosses who are very interested in what this Y/N has got going on!
Detective!Y/N is chilling big time, although very put-off by the sudden heel turn of Sun and Moon, but regardless, they're enjoying that they don't have to worry about their own handcuffs getting slapped on them during an encounter!
Although you are right that the detective boys and Police Chief!Eclipse would be tasting a bittersweetness as seeing the 'best' version of what could have been their brother(s).
All three mafia bosses are on very tense ground, seeing as how both parties are used to being the only one who's large and in charge, but they agree that this life was meant for them.
Bouncing off of that Trouble ask, would Detective Y/N be better off in the hospital or with Sun and Moon? Do the Bosses have the equipment for their safe recovery? And does Y/N still have their fear of hospitals?
Detective Y/N would have already been tended to, so the bullet was removed and wounds are sewn shut. They were just down and resting with some good painkillers when the bosses stole them away!
Sun and Moon do have the equipment and resources necessary for tending to their injuries if they had to, but they just get the fun part of recovery time with Y/N (much to Y/N's chagrin).
Detective Y/N doesn't have a fear of hospitals as they never got involved with the Afton Family.
The tags kinda feel like the oposite of this lol: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFe7P3jF/
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Detective Y!N: *teasing and believing its Eclipse* My boyfriend will be upset if he sees you touching me like that on my chest.
Mafia Boss!Moon: Then I won't let him see, angel face.
Detective Y/N:

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wait...waaaait what is this police chief!eclipse???
do tell???
I have been looking for the original post on my blog for 15 minutes and tumblr wants to act like it doesn't exist alsdjlfasdlf
Okay, the down low is Eclipse trades roles with Sun and Moon in a sense: Eclipse becomes the police chief whereas Sun and Moon are running their own gang. In this AU, Y/N is a detective but handles justice in their own way, tittering on the border of legal and illegal means. Police Chief!Eclipse is soft on his detective and so lets a lot of things slide for their sake. Meanwhile, Gangsters!Sun and Moon are menaces and very interested in Y/N for their skills and, ah, brutality.
Their gremlins, vigilante!y/n and detective!y/n
Based on the leash meme
Based on @naffeclipse 's fics
This is immaculate, thank you ALSDJFASLDF I'm so happy you included Police Chief!Eclipse and a very unhealthy Detective!Y/N as well, oh my gosh, this makes my day β₯
Thank you for sharing!