~The Internal Workings of The Celery Mind~

They control your money. They control when you gonna get it, how much you get and can change that up on a whim. Lawyers have a cost, so thay last bit can be challenged, yes. But with what money?

But if it does, it won't be something I could control

It hard out here boi 😪

Cuz I can say I think I was just a responsibility my parents, moreso my mom, was and is just fulfilling. There was never any actual "love" in this home.

Me at my brain: 🤨 We say this every year and we're 13yrs overdue, clearly we in this for the long-haul now. Lace up your menace boots lil witch, we're here to wreck havoc, give em hell 😈

I need a bougie source of income to fund this expensive brain and flesh prison 😪

Bcz you have some people getting married, meanwhile you still battling tusty man and dotish man and wondering if there's any life partners left available/remaining or is just this trash we hada dig thru til you find a trash you could tolerate 🤔

Ou 😯 To become Jinx 😃

That freak on a leash only shows up once a cycle IF AT ALL and the worse time at that bcz FRIENDLY REMINDER I HATE CHILDREN AND DO NOT EVER WANNA BE PREGNANT.

You guys gotta make up your minds.

Fascinating and hilarious.

There really comes a day 😅