Celery water

cw blood

extra: their subsequent dinner not-date

imagine you're just some middle schooler, you ran away from home and been picking up odd (terroristic) jobs here and there. and these weird dudes you've never seen come to you one day and tell you that apparently you are going with them now. you obviously disagree with them cuz wtf, and then they beat you up and tell you again that you're supposed to go with them. you're probably very mad about it, and likely already planning your escape, promising yourself you'd hate these assholes for the rest of your life.

and then you actually learn who these guys are and what the hell is that superstar line up. the infamous corpse-snatcher and mass murdering puppeteer from suna who may or may not be responsible for the political crisis in the village a decade ago? yeah, that's jerry, he is sharing the table at the office with you now. a member of an infamous organization of swordsmen from blood mist to the point their title is a colloquial term across the entire world? oh yeah, that's bob from the seventh floor, you can get drinks with him after work. he probably won't let you drink alcohol just yet cuz you're a minor and he's got some morals, but you get the idea. a man whose terrorist career is older than literally everyone you know including the village you grew up in? yeaaaaah, that's clyde, our accountant, he's money laudering your terrorist attacks right now. don't forget to fill in your paperwork on time, or he'll snap your kneecaps!

Ulquiorra, Orihime (😍), Grimmjow, Ichigo, in Don't Bleach My Fist light novel!

attending that jojo con had drained all of my energy, but it’s so fun i can’t wait to do it again god damn it