(clanging noises)

did U seriously just try to pommel strike me

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

This is the funniest thing ive seen this week.

so: they did NOT send my rx :) they actually lied to me about sending it.... four times.... so that's nice :) so like what if i just did it actually lol

so: they did NOT send my rx :) they actually lied to me about sending it.... four times.... so that's nice :) so like what if i just did it actually lol

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”