harry potter was such a little shit i think even if snape didn’t have that grudge with his father he’d still hate him

movie producers be like

If USA fails at least we have USB

date someone who loves your belly

I love this friendship

“I love a woman with meat on her bones” is also a shitty version of this.

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.