I lived, Bitch !

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

*gets shot 100 times* hah you fool. Now all Your bullets are gone. They are inside of me

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

just when you think it couldn’t be worse, you have to battle a creature

Okay I looked this one up. He said he talked to God, made up some songs, and lost nine kilos during his 20ish hours in the water. He was also completely nude when he was rescued.

hero’s journey

and this man? Odysseus