u r 2 cute

you perfect eyebrowed biotch

my eyebrows are what I live for tyy

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

*grows flowers on u because youre dirt*

do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards

can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

When I get an apartment I wanna live on the highest story bc I am above everyone else

college: where you skip class to study for the class

will.i.pm

Weird to think that if you go any deeper than 100 feet, the ocean turns to Pepsi and that’s why sharks are so strong and cool

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

one time me and my friend went to mcdonalds and it was like 10:00 at night and we walked up to the door and pulled it and it didn’t open so we were like “hmm weird i guess they’re closed” so we left and as we were driving away we realized the employees were in there laughing at us and the door was a push door

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

*be attractive