a better fate than wisdom

“My entire career is tied up with the man,” Smith said of Weinstein on his podcast Hollywood Babble-On. “I just wanted to make some fucking movies, that’s it…. And no fucking movie is worth all this. Like, my entire career, fuck it, take it. It’s wrapped up in something really fucking horrible.”

Hamlet is genre savvy. Hamlet knows how Tragedies work, and he’s not going to rush in and get stabby without making absolutely certain he’s got all the facts.

Except once he thinks he has all the facts – once he’s certain that it really is the ghost of his father and Claudius really did kill him, he rushes in and stabs the wrong guy, which starts a domino line of deaths and gets Laertes embroiled in his own revenge tragedy and ultimately results in the deaths of nearly every character other than Horatio.

when alexander first saw bucephalus and found out that his dad philip didn’t want to buy the horse because he was unmanageable, he kept saying that it sure would be a shame to give up such an awesome horse

he kept saying this until philip was like well alex do you think you’re so great that you can tame this horse

of course alexander said yes

alexander tamed this Troubled Horse Who Lets No One Else Handle Him by being gentle to him and and turning him away from his shadow

literally like a Horse Girl Movie ™

philip was so amazed by this that he told alex that macedonia was clearly too small of a kingdom for him

in the words of a delightful ode to bucephalus, “fuck you, dad”

bucephalus became alexander’s favorite horse whom he loved without equal and who wouldn’t let anyone else ride him

one time bucephalus got kidnapped by persians and alexander freaked the fuck out

he promised that he would cut down every tree, burn all the crops he found, and kill every living creature until he got his horse back

needless to say, bucephalus was returned along with a plea for mercy

bucephalus then supposedly lived to be about 30 years old which is pretty long for an ancient horse

when he died alexander was so upset that he named a city bucephala after him

that’s right, a city named after his horse

You should know: George Michael was a fierce, fierce advocate for gay rights. His 1998 outing is a perfect capsule of what gay men have had to endure

Michael began his career as the singer for Wham!, along with former schoolmate Andrew Ridgeley, in the early 1980s. The group had hits with “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go,” “Careless Whisper,” and the enduring “Last Christmas.” And throughout his career, he’s always been unfailingly sex positive – before it was cool.

in no particular order

Both Victor and Chris’s phones are in English

Yurio’s is not (his is in russian)

Victor has over a thousand pics of Makkachin on his phone (at the time of the GPF, who knows how many he has now)

The Grand Prix Final was in Sochi

Yurio’s background is of pierogis (I assume, they look more like anime pierogis than any pierogies I’ve ever seen)

Both Chris and Yurio have over a thousand picture from the Grand Prix

Victor only has five of the GPF (and they’re all of Yuuri drunkenly dancing at him)

The apps:

Touchbook: Facebook

Fly: Skype (in both english and russian) 

There’s a “Home” app????

They didn’t bother to change the look of the weather app

The champagne Yuuri drank a whole bottle of is almost named Bruh (Brut something) 

Mila is beautiful in her pink dress

Sara is beautiful in her blue dress

You can see Sara in the background looking really confused while she takes photos

You can see Sara and Mila together

Mila branches off so she can take more photos of Yuuri and Yurio dance battle

She presumably has more photos of this dance off

I need them

The montage is happening during the banquet 

Chris gave someone his phone just so he could have pictures of him pole dancing semi-naked with Yuuri

Speaking of which Yuuri can pole dance 

He can pole dance really well

But the question is: Why was there a pole???

Victor saw Yuuri horribly drunk and immediately thought that he must dance with him

Everyone sticks their leggies out real far

Yurio for got both Victor and Chris to send him the drunk photos of Yuuri, probably for blackmail material

Even while drunk Yuuri can dance

Even while sober Yurio cannot

And most importantly:

What we expected from yoi: Pining!Yuuri