Caroline

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Happy Pride

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

My five year plan is to just see what happens

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

everyday I spark up the blunt of gratitude and take a biiiiiiiig inhale

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck