Freak out in a moonage daydream

“I know as a newbie that I probably don’t get much of a say in this but when are we decorating for the holidays? I think this place could use some sprucing up with the holiday spirit and besides, decorating is so much fun.”

“I offer my height to help out with your decorations.”

“Huh, what was that? Sorry, I’m so tired. I just finished a 5 month shoot and now I’m hardcore training for Batman. I’m a zombie, in fact, I’m a mess. Sorry. I’m all ears.” 

“Think you might need some caffeine man,”

        i only have one question, everything else i can work out on my own, but –– please tell me where the pool is. i have had a stressful week and am hoping this place will help me relax… we’ll see.

I will happily show you the pool. 

‘I can’t believe I just signed restaurant number two. Who the fuck was stupid enough to give me two?’ Norman announced, merrier than his usual stoic persona. ‘I got so much shit planned out. It’s opening in Tennessee, so. I can’t bring it to Big Brother, but I thought.. there ain’t shit stoppin’ me from bringing Big Brother there, right? Check this.’ Hands spread out flashcards that not a single person asked to see. ‘We got, uh. We got The Grande Grenade. Huge-ass monster burger. Not ‘cause she’s a monster. ‘Cause she’s impossible to defeat.’ It’s a compliment in his head. ‘Got the Tomlinson Tantrum shot, ‘cause it puts tears in your eyes and leaves you with a headache for three nights.’ The grin on his features suggested Norman was proud of that one. ‘There’s Firecracker Finn. Bernthal’s Bites. A 30 inch pizza we’re fondly calling the J-Law. Perrie’s Palace which is pretty much the biggest goddamn mountain of nachos your ass will ever see.’ There was more, but he realised he was rambling now and soon fell silent. ‘Sorry. Sorry, I’m kinda pumped.’ 

“They are all sound pretty damn great, and yes I will visit and eat as much as i can of every single one,”

– & “I would like to state for the record, that I definitely do not encourage people to mess with Lawrence. She took down Jeffrey and Sean without much fight, which really? Kind of surprising, turns out she’s a hell of a lot stronger than we all give her credit for.”

“Can we bring sumo wrestling outfits and try?”

“So… it’s the Charlies Angels premiere tonight. My first big ‘blockbuster’ or whatever you wanna call it premiere since Twilight ended. So nervous, but so excited to show this movie off to the world.”

“Here was me hoping your premiere would be twilight part six,” 

– & “I’m not saying the house is lacking, persay but just for my sake, imagine if you will an addition of a permanent theme park. Or you know – just move us to a Disneyland hotel.”

“Are we talking Disneyland or Diisneyland? Because one of them burnt down, because mattress piles burn very easily.”

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“Hello, I used to be spiderman.” He spoke to the person who was coming toward him. A goofy smile appearing on his lips. “Why is England the wettest country?” Andrew often joked when he felt anxious about meeting new people. As the person asks why, he answers with a laugh. “Because the queen has reigned there for years.”

 “Hello I used to be Andy Dwyer.” he said with a grin, “And that is my level of joke, I think me and you are going to get on well.”

‘You must’ve been good this year because Santa decided to send his best present a month in advance. It’s me, bee-tee-double whoa. I’m the present. What’s up, Big Brother?’

“Or maybe we’ve been bad and you are a new version of coal.”

“From a surgery set to this.. I think I could get used to it. But I sure would like to know if there is anything I should be warned about. Bad bathroom, haunted room? Hey maybe even some people.. Or certain producers who can get us extra stuff? I’m all in for the, what is it people call it? The tea?” 

“I haven’t been here very long, but as a newish comer I can say this place is pretty damn awesome, and everyone is fun,”

Hearing the male shrug it off with his words, the red head let a small laugh escape her lips with a light nod. “Yeah sure that is what it was. Maybe you were standing still from looking at my sexy costume… So who knows. Could of been your fault.” She smirked looking over at him with a small sigh.

“You definitely rock Laura Craft, I agree there.” he said with a bright grin, a little unsure how to even approach her right now. “Do you er, do you want me to get you a drink?” Chris offered the women, 

– & “You ever wonder what would have happened to a show if it never got cancelled? I still think we were robbed of the greatness that could have been a horrific tale of the Amazon with The River.”

“Hides in shame at the fact I’ve never seen this.”

“Sorry if I scared any of you this Halloween. I give you all permission to get me back.”

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“I’ll send you the Landry bill for my pissed pants,”

Hi, I’m Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are?

Hi I’m Starlord, the one who everyone hated after infinity war, 

“Wow, I never thought I would scare people. I feel somewhat accomplished.”

“My nightmares thank you.”