marco •,..,•

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

official aromantic post

I keep accidentally running over animals in RDR2 I’m at ~10 accidental animal kills I feel HORRIBLE

Js ran over ANOTHER rabbit oh my

WTF?????? 😨

look man either you accept the ass oil sandwich or not😋

the real question is did it even have a taste??😋😋

i like to think it tasted like oranges 😁

i feel like it would taste like vitamin gummy bears🤭🤭

what about the aftertaste?? 🤔

hmm…maybe water which a slight dab of lipton iced tea powder

don't say that you'll attract the Brits 🙁

oh crap ur right!!i mean whit a sling dab of redwop aet deci notpil

Nods head in approval

"CALLING THE ASS OIL TWOMP SANDWICH IN THE NASTY SUBWAY BATHROOM AT 3AM NO CLICKBAIT(MR. PLANT CAME AND ATE THE PHONE)"

DRINKING THE ASS OIL POTION AT 3AM!!!(NOT CLICKBAIT!!)(ARGOS CAME AND RIPPED OUT MY VOCAL CORDS AND APPENDIX!!!!!)

We'll make this video a thing. One day Alex. One day 😔 BUT IT WILL HAPPEN.

it must happen!!one day,lest we look like fools!!

HERE THIS DAY I PROMISE THY THAT WE WILL PARTICIPATE, COLLAB IN THIS VIDEO TOGETHER. WE WILL BE BONDED BY THIS. LEST WE RETURN YEARS LATER, OUR MISSION UNACOMPLISHED. WE ARE NOTHING BUT FOOLS INDEED..

Aye we shalls... (I am going to genuinely write this down and put it in a time capsule)

AYE AYE MATEY!! (please do)

WE SHALL SAIL THE HIGH SEAS WHIEL SINGING A SHANT MATEY.. WE ARE THE ASS OIL SANDWICH EATERS, OUTLAWS, DESRTERS, AND TRAVELERS. (I will dw but how tf did we go from Victorians to pirates I love this entire thread)

O' course,my mate!!we will build a boat fer the most glorious treasure if all..The ass oil snadwich while getting a groovy lil jig on with some sea shanties!!!(i don’t know but this thread is so cool it makes me a giggley guy)

Alex.. Little jig?? You shan't be turning into a brit. 'ave you..

No!!i 'ave not turn into a brit!! in fact I be just a born an' raised goober!!no brit roots in me family tree!!

Then speaketh the words of truths.. Proves to me you are not a brit..

good,i must sail dat t' ye so i don’t get put in the same box as those 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 brit’s!

Those 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 brits.. OH T' TEA DRINKR'S SHALLETH PAY FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY ACCENT..

aye!!those 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 brit’s will PAY fer wha' they 'ave done t' accents!!

BUT NON T' LESS. TALKING ABOUT THOSE 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 BRIT'S MAKE ME FEELS.. WEIRD. LET US CONTINUE UPON OUR PIRATED JOURNIES. ALL WHO OPPOSE THE ASS OIL SANDWICH EATERS ARE TO WALK THE PLAN effective immediately

AYE!!STARTIN' WIT' CANADA,WE SHALL ERADEICATE EVERYONE WHO FEELS THE ITTYEST BITTYST DISTAIN FER THE ARSE OIL SAMDWICH COLLAB!!

AFTE' THAT WE MOVES TO SPAIN. OFF WITH THEIR HEADS I TELL YEE!

THEN WE MOVE T' MEXICO,ME HOME COUNTRY. LES ARRANCAMOS LA CABEZA COMO FRAPES!!(translation:we will pluck their head like grapes),I TELL YE!!!

THEN TO NEW ZEALAN'.. FEED EM' TO T' SHEEP!!!

THEN ITALY. STRANGLE THEM WITH SPAGHETTI AND MAKE EM' CHOKE ON POORLY MADE PIZZA!!!!!!! (How did u make that image I nead it now)

THEN TO ARIZONA.. SEND EM' TO THE SUN! THEN THEY'LL FEEL LIKE WHAT A KICKER REAL HEAT IS..

AYE. THEN WE SHALLS REACH CHINA! WATERBOARD THEM!

THEN JAPAN,LEST IT NEIN' SPARED FROM OUR WRATH!!!

THEN OKLAHOMA.. THEY TO BE BOILED INA' PAN!!!!!!!!!!

THEN RUSSIA,RUSSIANASSOILSNDWICHHATER-NOMORE!!

BUT THIS ISN'T NUGH'... WHAT IF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS HOLD HATRED TOWARDS THE ASS OIL SANDWICH EATERS???

WELL HEARTIE,IN DAT CASE,WHA' FICTIONAL INIVERSE SHALL WE START WIT'?

TWOMP! INTERROGATE ARGO'S FLOWERS. IT'S T' ONLY WAY TO SPREAD OURS PROPAGANDA

AH,YES BUT*i pull out a little purple and green dragon and ask him to kindly ask anyone from the spiderverse for 2 of those things that make you not glitch outta reality,making him write it and set it on fire with his own breath,sending it to somewhere in the spiderverse*

WOAHS ALEX IS THA' SPIRO T' DRAGON?? (BTW i might go 2 sleep so dw if I don't answer after this until 2mmrw >0<)

YES,MATEY IT IS!!!,now where were we-*two of the things appear along with a glowy portal into a weird lookin place*(ok good because i might fall asleep:33)

WHERE SHAFT OUR JOURNEYS TAKE US??

ME HEARTY,THE DIMENSION DAT STARTED DIS ALL!

AYE! AHOY WE SAIL TO THE WORLD OF MISTER PLANT DIMENSION. WE START WITH THE MUSHROOMS FIRST

YES! PEOPLE SHALL PICK THEM AND SPREAD THE ASS OIL EATER PROPAGANDA. WE SPLIT UP

AYE,AYE,CAP'N!!!

OH NAUR ALEX 🙁

WHA' HAPPENED??AUR NAUR??'AVE YE BITH BECOME A BRIT 'N NATTERED T' A MUSHROOM WHO DOEANT LIKE THE ARSE OIL PRAPERGANDA

THE MUSHROOM BI' MY TOE ALEX IT'S BIT MY TOE!!! WHAT WILL BECOME OF ME??

OH NO!!BE A TOE A LIMB??*pulls out me phone* be..a..toe.a..limb..BODY DIDGIT?CLOSE ENOUGH.I KNOW JUS' THE FLOWER FER DIS

A TOE IS A TOE DUMBARS'!!!!!!!! HURRY UP ME TOES BLEEDING OUT

(He looks HIGH) AYE.. BUT.. ALEX.. I CAN'T BREAK MY NO GRASS TOUCHING STREAK I'M A ARTIST!!!

TECHNICALLY ITS NAH REAL GRASS IF ITS FROM A FICTIONAL DIMENSION(NAWWWWW CUZ HE WORKS WITH PLANTS.DOES HE GET HIGH OFF HIS OWN SUPPLY???/jjjjjjjjj)

YER SO RIGH'!!!! *shoves the grass inside toe and walks away*

Pphew!!glad we stopped dat catastrophe 🤓

HOW DOES IT B' GOING FOR YOU??

M' DOING GOOD!!! 19 RIGHT NOW. SMUSHED THE ONE THAT BI' ME

EUGH..ICKY..I HOPE IT DIDN' GIVE YE ANY DIASESES(she pushed that high twink from earlier in the water)

COURSE' IT DIDN'T!! I ATE MAGGOTS AS A KID.. NOW WHER' WER' WE? (foreshadowing)

WOAHR ALEX LOOK!! A BLU' ONE. ULTRA RARE

SHALL WE TAKE IT HOME??

AYE WE SHALLS!!!! HOOK LINE AN' SINEKR WITH THI' ONE FOLKS

YER' SO SMART ALEX! WE'LL BE FAMOUS. AND THAT'LL SPREAD THE ASS OIL SANDWICH PORPAGANDA

OHOHO,THATSHOW WELL SPREAD JT ACROSS LITERAL DIMENSIONS!!!THAR WILL BE NO LIVONG BEIN' WHO GOE AGAINST THE ARSE OIL SANDWICH PROPERGSMDA!!

COME. WE SHALLETH BRING IT HOME. WHER' IS SPIRO?

BEEP BOOP,ZIIIP!!*ye know the letter portal procedure*

SPLING SPLANG!!!

ZOOPZAAAZAAAZWEOOOWWW!!!

ZEEWOONGZEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ZOIOIOIOIOIOIIOIOOIOIIIIINBGGGGGG

ZEEEEEEEBLONGCHCHYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEFWOOOOOOOOONG

BLORPYPYPYPOPPIPIOIPIPKPIPIPOIOIOPOIPOIPOIPOIPOI

HAVE ME MADE IT?? (103 reblogs jeez)

YEAH!!TO A BIOLOGY HQ OR WHATEVER!!!(holy smokes!!)

SCIENTITS MEMATEYS WE HAV'S A QUESTION. WHAT TO DO WITH THIS HERE SHROOM?

ALEX WE HAVE TO ELIMINATE THE 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 BRIT

AGREED.PREPARE THE CANNONS.

READY THE BOWS!!!!!!!

ARM YOUR STATUIONS!!!

CHARGE CAHRGE CHARGE CHARGEGEGEHFSGSBZBAG!!!!!!!!

BUT FIRST WE NEEDS TO FIND GLOVES methinks..

WITH FINGERS ODPR NO?

YES WITH FINGERS WE NEE DTO NOT LEAVE OUR FINEGRPRINTS!!!!

REALSIES,OHOHOHOHO!!hopefully naught bad happens!!(possibly foreshadowing?)

Hohohoho!!! That would be so silly... :3 anyways we must get rid of the body now *Picks up the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 brit*

*pulls out a bucket* this is for the gaping hole in his body,it’s leaking!!i’ll hold it>_<

LETS GO OUT HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT WHAT HAPPENED?????

YOU ARE CLIMING GHE WALL FOR CAT

DONT TELL MY WE FORGOT IT..I JUST SPENT 300$ ON DINOSAUR DISGUISES!!

hmmm…

DEAL. NOW LETS GO TO THE MALL11!! >:3

THE BACK!!!

ok we r here can w PLEASEEEE rob a hot topic

YEAH DUDE WE ARE SO GOOD LETS GO ROB A A HOT TOPIC!!!!!!!

OK OK GO GO GO!!!RUN!!

WERE ALMOST THERE MAN!!(every time i open get immense lag)

YO WHATS THAT ON THE THE ROAD??????

WAIT WE'RE GETTING SDETRACKED DRIVEDRIVEDRIVEDRIVE PLUS I'M HUNGRY :P

I WANT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE YEHAWW

DO U WANTA BOOTH OR A TABLE???

Um so like.......... What are we gonna do after tshis.

ufff I think like over 300 for sure

What abt u :D

hmm i think like over 1k(because i play it on my way home from anywhere🤭)

Stop bragging /j 🙁

yeah it is very glossy and it’s lids are heavy

I feel very uncomfortable rn 🙁

NOBC SAME 🙁 ALSO IT TOOKA SOLIS 15 SECONDS TO LOAD

ITS LITEARALLY MAKING MY ACC LAG FOR ME😨😨

WE'VE COME SUCH A LONG WAY.. ALMOST 240 REBLOGS..

HM..., ASSOIL SHENANIGANS?. (this lagged my entire browser)

THE ASSOIL HOOLIGANS

YOU WHAT???????? 😨

kEEP

HOW COULD YOU FORGET???? THAT'S MESSED UP MAN 🙁

OK LET'S GO INSIDE!!!! THEN WE COMMENCE OUR PLAN >:3

YEAH WHAT HE SAID PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shi man I MISS this 😿😿😿